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The home crowd is kind of lethargic. They need a streaker on the field. Somebody text oblong.

Gave up more walks than strikeouts and gave up a runner and a half per inning, but pitched to the score, I guess.

But the opposition didn’t score?

How’d they get out of that kerfuffle?

That was a quality appearance in the booth.

Shep just said he pitched exceptionally well for the Tigers last season. I must be drunk.

Toronto, Chicago, and Houston win the AL divisions with Boston, Tampa, and Seattle as wild cards. Atlanta, Milwaukee, and Los Angeles win the NL divisions with New York, St. Louis, and San Diego as wild cards. Detroit will finish 80-82. The bullpen is pooh. Torkleson is ROY. Greene & Wentz make their MLB debuts right after the all star game. Cabrera eventually gets demoted to 7th in the lineup. Morris gets fired in mid game. Somebody gets temporarily suspended from MTF for sharing too many of last year’s rule 5 photos.

It’s a step up from running the bases in the correct direction.

The only thing that will be more spectacular than Candelario's 1th inning grand slam will be Torkelson's 1th inning grand slam. Eat it, Jerk Sox.

Nobody's posted a lineup yet?

If this ain't a sign that the baseball gods are on the Tigers' side this season, then I don't know what else to tell ya.

We're finally here.

Here's where the odds are this morning.

I think this is more relatable than the counting stats. Probably not as analytically good as per 36 minute or per 100 possession stats or some of the other advanced stats, but I think they work fine for a quick glance.

Milwaukee Bucks (50-30) vs Detroit Pistons (23-57)

Leave it to buddha to rain on our parade.

Ima do the 9/9/9 with fish sticks instead of hot dogs. And always remember to annunciate “fish sticks” correctly. Sometimes this two words combined together sound like boy fish parts.

A Bunch of Idiots Talking About the Detroit Tigers and Sometimes Other Random Stuff. Or something close to that.

Hold on, Pope Frank didn't excuse Tiger fans from Lenten Friday rules yet?

Our baseball team?

You look at the shooting stats and you wonder if the starters were shooting at a smaller hoop than the bench was shooting at.

OK, that's not bad, that's a way to try to make amends. But I'd rather see him play.

The Mud Hens have been moving position players around in its first two games, and it's probably something we'll see throughout the season. Short played SS on Tuesday and CF on Wednesday (looks like his first time in CF in pro ball). Clemens played LF on Tuesday (looks like his first time in OF in pro ball) and 2B on Wednesday. Kreidler played 3B on Tuesday and SS on Wednesday. Robson played CF on Tuesday and LF on Wednesday. Lopez played 2B on Tuesday and 3B on Wednesday. Valente DHed, Lester played 1B, and Cameron played RF both days. Lavarnway caught Tuesday and Rabago caught Wednesday. CastroW will find time in there somewheres and likely a part of the rotation that moves around a bit.

Is it really going to move the needle on subscriptions? I'm not buying a subscription for two games. My guess is that I'm not alone.