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Waiting for MAGA Man to rikde to his defense, accusing the left of something, something, something, Squirell!

March 21 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-21?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2026-0321-03212026&om_rid= On March 21, 1778, just three days after British Loyalists and Hessian mercenary forces assault the local New Jerseymilitia at Quinton’s Bridge, three miles from Salem, New Jersey, the same contingent surprises the colonial militia at Hancock’s Bridge, five miles from Salem. In what amounted to a civil war for New Jersey, Colonel Charles Mawhood led the attack on Quinton’s Bridge, and then threatened to burn the town of Salem and subject its women and children to the horrors of the Loyalist militia if the Patriot militia failed to lay down its arms. Colonel Asher Holmes of the Patriot militia promised retribution on Loyalist civilians if Mawhood made good his threats and Mawhood appeared to concede. Three days later, however, Colonel John Simcoe, leader of the Queen’s Rangers, unleashed the Loyalists’ fury on the sleeping men at Hancock’s Bridge.

And of course it had to be the Raiders on the losing end of Harris' Immaculate Reception... My closest Steeler story is we had the audacity to schedule our wedding the same day as the Steelers playoff game against Denver in 1978. Received a a good ribbing from the Western Pa contingency. All in fun. They timed the trip from the motel to the church, left at the end of the third quarter. The wedding party was down the aisle and my wife was waiting with her father to start when the Pittsburgh crew came in and barely beat her. It's become part of family lore. My uncles and their wives basically became parents after ours passed.

So when does he invade Cuba? What don the bettors think?

UH, this is 2026, not 2023.

Petrol running $3.99 a gallon at local watering holes. Thanks Maga

Western Pa roots. However back in the 50s and 60s the Stillers were much the Same ole Lions. I started following the team in the early 70s. Not quite a Yinzer, but they are among the teams I watch. It wasn’t until a few years ago that I learned that Old Man Rooney was from Coulter, Pa. Just a few miles from where my Pa ancestors had settled.

Fortunately that turned out to be false https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/steelers-legend-mean-joe-greene-172806163.html

Side effects of the drugs they’re pumping into him. Gotta read the side effects. Most don’t work well with Diet Coke, Big Macs and Fish Fillets

More grift from the Golden Turd

March 20 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-20

VCU upset UNC, I have ties to neither school. My wife’s a UVa grad and I grew up near VaTech. Richmond’s just up the road so anyone who can cutdown the Carolina Blues is considered a friend. An oh yea, Duke almost got there’s handed to them. That would have made it a very good day

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It's been a couple of days. I've been mostly out of pocket. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/justice-department-charges-man-accused-of-selling-gun-to-old-dominion-shooter But, But, But, 2A.....

A reminder if you have T-Mobile and live out of market the free MLB-TV promo comes out tomorrow

March 19

Thanks to AI Scene: Inside a high-tech corner office (The Brain's Lab), featuring a large portrait of Trump on the wall. The Brain (resembling Benjamin Netanyahu) is pacing on top of a desk, while Pinky (resembling Donald Trump) is spinning in a leather office chair. Brain (Netanyahu): "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" Pinky (Trump): "I think so, Bibi—I mean, Brain! But why would we want to make the world smart again? That sounds very low-energy. Sad." Brain (Netanyahu): Sighs, rubbing his forehead. "We are not making it smart, Pinky. We are taking over the world so that I can finally get a quiet weekend in Caesarea. Now, the plan is simple: We use your massive, luxurious media megaphone to distract everyone, while I negotiate a ‘beautiful’ restructuring of the global order." Pinky (Trump): "Wow. That sounds like a great plan. Tremendous plan. I’ll tweet it. I’ll tweet it so hard. I know all the best words for taking over the world. People love me in the world." Brain (Netanyahu): "Just... try not to mention the secret submarine deal on social media, okay? Just focus on the 'art of the deal.'" Pinky (Trump): "Whatever you say, Brain. Hey, do you think we can make the world’s map look bigger? I like big maps. We can put our names on them. Gold letters." Brain (Netanyahu): Looking directly at the audience with an exasperated expression. Brain (Netanyahu): "Come, Pinky. We have a midnight briefing with the Knesset to attend. And Pinky?" Pinky (Trump): "Yes, Brain?" Brain (Netanyahu): "NARF!"

Donald and Netanyahu ...2026's version of Pinkey and The Brain... "what are we doing tonight Nety" Same thing we do every night, try to blow up the world"

According to the google machine. About $60, not bad considering the beers are reported to be 12 oz. You would probably spend that much at the ballpark anyway

I touch grass every time my dog goes outside. I find, in an unofficial survey, that most MAGAs don't bother to stoop that low