I would be happy with Porter Martone who hits everybody within reach, is a long lost Tkachuk brother, or cousin, or something, gets ALL the pucks at the wall and parks in front of the net with a dangerous stick, racks up the goals and points as a true 6'3" beefy power forward... and was made to win in the playoffs and the Stanley Cup Finals.
Misa would be awesome.
But I'm secretly hoping for Brendan Shana... errr, Parker Tkachuk... err, I mean Martone.
But these guys are pipe dreams anyways because Detroit is not allowed lottery luck.
Only lottery shafted...
up the...
Tailpipe.