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Which is so g'damn mf'ing pitiful.

But that hasn't been confirmed yet, has it?

So Candace... Every time you look in the mirror you start laughing your ass off, right?

Damn... he's 99 ?!?!

This.

I'd vote for him for President.

Too late. This country is broken, and has been, for at least 12 years or more, and counting.

And let's not forget Puerto Rico. I want them represented. As a state. Also, the Dakotas need to be combined into one, with 1 Senator. Who needs two Dakotas?

It's the Wild West. Take 'em on like a VIGILANTE!!! YEAH!!! JUST SHOOT 'EM UP!!! POW! POW! Take THAT YOU (fill in the blank: commie, MSM Reporter, Democrat, un-American liberal, immigrant-from-a-shithole country, feminist, atheist, socialist, somebody-I-don't-like-for-whatever-reason, _______________)!!!

I know, right? Republicans just cannot quit cheating.

Booker.

idi nahui

DID he? I need to see box scores for proof.

Your name is Neifi, isn't it? OK, so whenever I refer to you specifically, it will be as "Used Up By Neifi".

So how do we get two of those players...?

Bigly.

He's still not yet ready for prime time. But he's being thrown out there because of need...

I would rather go by OPS. If a guy is hitting less than a .600 OPS, what's he doing in the lineup? I could go with one guy like that (a defensive specialist, in CF, SS, or at Catcher); maybe two... tops. And I would hate having two. We have 6 in today's lineup.

Here... I've decided to contribute to this shitbowl of a thread after all... In Javy's first 12 games he hit .292 with an .833 OPS. In Javy's next 17 games he hit .138 with an .346 OPS. In Javy's last 2 games he has hit .250 with an .875 OPS. Say... isn't that what we bought in Javy Baez? Knowing full well that he would be excellent with the glove and on the basepaths and streaky as hell at the plate? Hmmm... I think that's an affirmative. We're getting exactly what we thought we'd get. And it ain't Neifi M Fucking Perez.

This is a stupid, asinine thread.

I want beheadings.

That's a crime, in and of itself. Punishable by up to 10 years in a federal penitentiary. Loss of voting rights. Loss of communications rights while incarcerated (solitary confinement with no media/ internet/ etc. access). The whole shebang.

Seriously...

If the shoe fits...

And doesn't care anyways. It's an easy point to ignore by the willful...