Biden to Trump: "Why DON'T you give Alaska back to Russia? You could get a Trump Tower Moscow and a Trump Tower St. Petersburg out of it... Isn't that a good trade for you? Alaska for two Trump Towers."
Trump, with brows furrowed and chin in hand, thinking intently and muttering under his breath: "Hmmm, not a bad idea. That might work. I should call up Vladdy first thing after this. He loves me. Alaska for two Trump Towers. Hmmm."