I'd bet he could win at OSU. He would have a pass first offense that recruited NFL QB and WR talent and some OL would want to be part of that. They would destroy a lot of mid B1G teams but would lack the minerals to run the ball at key times and would lose occasionally to teams that had very good front 7s.
He'd say something stupid about hanging 100 on the team up north and then spend the next half decade not even getting to 100 in the games played against that opponent. He would have his brother start a sting operation involving a player on the team up north's special teams acting as an inside man. I can see this, yes.