Detour for the ROMAD family to Orlando for the weekend. Driving down the main drag they have a giant complex devoted to the red, white and blue color scheme called "Machine Gun America" which appears to be the result of 20 years of GWOT/'Murica/neckbeard and I can only imagine the vapors and pearl clutching that visitors to this country experience when they see it. Of course, I'm sure the citizens of Ukraine wish they had more of that right about now.