Motor City Sonics

I need advice. Is there something I could do to make me forget I live in a god-forsaken hellscape, but a version of Hell where the weather NEVER GETS WARM ? this is so goddamned depressing.

Baseballs in humidors. Umps that can't figure out what a strike is. STOP FUCKING WITH THE BASEBALL ! Produce the same baseball that you used for years and years before you changed it a couple of years ago. THE STRIKE ZONE IS AN ABSOLUTE DEFINTION..........OVER THE PLATE, KNEES-TO-NIPPLES It's not supposed to be Angel's version of strike zone or C.B.'s or anybody's, it's supposed to be an absolute. What's next, move the bases to 95 or 85 feel apart? Move the walls back? Move the walls in? Put a target in the outfield stands for a 6 run homer? Adopting Cricket rules? What are we doing here? Why does Rob Manfred still have a job?

EXACTLY MY FEELINGS! YOU NAILED IT !

First Tiger younger than me https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lovulto01.shtml

When I was in college radio I saw the album sitting in a stack of albums - a bunch of stuff to listen to. I thought "hmmm, 10,000 Maniacs, must be a new metal band" Missed on that quite a bit A very strange name for a folk band.

MAY 13TH, THE MIDDLE-AGED MEN IN THE HALL RETURNS !

Coach Hot Seat Rankings - Preseason Edition 1 - Matt Rhule, Carolina - Kind of surprised he made it to this year. 2 - Kliff Kingsbury, Arizona - Can't collapse in the 2nd half again 3 - Mike McCarthy, Dallas - He really has to start out hot, Jerry might want to test drive Kellen Moore 4 - Kevin Stefanski, Cleveland - Getting leapfrogged by Cincinnati really hurt him. 5 - Robert Saleah, NY Jets - Hate to do this to the guy, but there aren't a lot of hot seats right now with so many new coaches. Pressure's on in NY. If he can't win more than 5, he'll be out. Could be the Lions next DC when Aaron Glenn gets a Head Coaching gig. I don't think Pete Carroll or Andy Reid will coach after this year, but both will retire, not get fired.

I wasn't going to use cannabis tonight.............Now I am.

HEY TIGERS...............THE APRIL GAMES COUNT !

WHAT A SHIT PLAY BY TWO PLAYERS....................... FUCK THIS SHIT.

its the cold........cant grip it right.......

That was an Angel Hernandez strike.

Relievers walk the first guy..........you lose..................

You gotta warm someone up right away, he can't feel the ball

Whoa, Soto is way way off tonight. They should probably have someone warming up right away. I don't think he can feel the ball very well, it's like 3 below zero there.

Walked the first guy. We just lost.

I think it is different feeds. If it's AMC East then they only are going by the East time zone. Ultimately it doesn't matter since it was basic cable and they can say it, but the show often runs over 1 hour, sometimes close to 90 minutes. It runs as long as it needs to tell the story............I love that.

FULMER-NATED MERCURY

The home run he hit into right field without a full swing? Yeah, you hallucinated that. You need some help. PM me, I know a guy....................

SCREW CARLOS CORREA............WE GOT EL MAGO !!!!!!!

When Jordan Zimmermann makes his comeback.

from the 70s "Baby Robin Blue" A lot of team's roadie unis were that color.

Correa was out in his first AB. Baez walked. We totally made the right move and this confirms it.

Seriously, it's gonna be in the 20s during the game tonight. Imagine hitting a 90+ mph pitch off the end of a wooden bat when its 29 degrees.............