Tenacious D

On the subject of Alex Bregman, I suspect Tigers Twitter and many casual fans will implode if he signs elsewhere. Just too much hype and speculation (thanks Ben Verlander and your daily tweets!). I will continue to go on record and say anything more than 4 years is probably a mistake. He picked the wrong season to decline, so it’s difficult to tell if he’s truly slowing down or it was just an anomaly. If he signs for 4 years or less with another team, then I’ll believe he really didn’t want to play in Detroit anyways. And if he’s trying to reestablish himself, Comerica probably isn’t the best environment for him. If we don’t get him, we can look to either get a RH 3B or RF via trade. Vierling will fill in at either spot, depending how they address.

That’s more like it. That’ll pay for his prom tuxedo, limo and, if lucky, a corsage for his date.

Yes, but I had elite stock boy skills. On an 80 grading scale, I was a solid 65. And my ceiling was at least 70. College ended up getting in the way of reaching my full potential. I wasn’t some pampered Venezuelan high school kid who went to an “academy.”

Sucks. I was making $3.35/hr when I was 16.

I would never have a Jones on my team. Except for Lynn—kind of liked that dude.

Parker Meadows played parts of three seasons at High A, so it’s not horrible if that happens. Again, he’s still very young.

Actually, Campos has hit for decent average, but his power hasn’t emerged yet. Not necessarily old at 21, but a bit disappointing.

And so is Clark at 31 (for the opposite reason). They’re not very high on him.

And he’ll probably get Coach of the Year.

And you don’t dive in and hotdog it when you’re getting bitch slapped. He’s an idiot—I wonder how much of a douche he is played into getting dealt away?

A coach will only go there with no other prospects.

Susan Saint James might be better in the red zone.

Yes. Making roses out of rosacea 🌹

Our boy Reese just got engaged.

Higgy

If the Packers are to lose, I want it to be an embarrassing shutout.

My coaching predictions: Bears - Carroll Jaguars - Ben Johnson Saints - Glenn Patriots - Vrabel

LaRussa was on the committee that voted Baines in. Kind of like a juror swaying his fellow jurors.

32 teams seems sufficient—I suspect that is why we haven’t seen any more expansion.

I don’t think Skubal is necessarily gone, but odds of re-signing are low. He probably won’t sign an extension, regardless of how good the offer is. His role in the Union and guidance from Boras will likely prevent that.

Let’s go!

Great—go ahead and use facts in your rebuttal. Now I see how this is going to be played.

I like our chances