MichiganCardinal

Fake job titles are super popular in corporate America. When someone knows where all the skeletons are buried, you can’t fire them. But if they’re terrible at their job, they can’t keep doing it. So the powers “promote” them to the newly created role of “Director of Workplace Performance” and now they get paid to do nothing. Hopefully Shaw brings more value than the people I’m currently thinking of.

A fake title given to someone they want on the staff. AFAIK, there’s no rules limiting the number of coaches a team can have. And it’s not like there is a staff salary cap. So if they want to have 100 coaches they just have to pay 100. I’m sure they have a role in mind for Shaw, and that’s just the fancy title they came up with for it.

There was probably a better way to post that, but I couldn't figure it out.

The real gold medal will be seeing the Wings return at full strength and without having suffered injury during the last two weeks.

Only thing Timmy’s got going for him are his Tim Bits. I can eat 20 of those ****ing things and still feel just as good about myself. Whereas if I eat three real donuts I’ll feel like a fat ass the rest of the day.

My phone died as the OT started but my fist pump knocked a glass of water into the guy next to me. He wasn’t even upset. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

US hasn’t played like a team deserving of gold.

Powerplay will be the US last best chance.

No doubt about it. US has no business being in a tie game.

Matter of time. Really poor period all around, that was overdue.

Feels like the US is just trying to survive the period. No way they keep this 1-0 for another 24 minutes at this pace.

I thought the same thing. Hellebuyck did what he needed to, but McDavid did not get the look he should have.

Found the degenerate bar that opens at 7am for this one. Don’t serve Irish coffee, but that’d have been a bad omen anyway. Bloody Mary is strong. I’m coming to believe a certain kind of character tends to gravitate towards a bar that opens at 7am

The Chiefs are doing something similar, moving from Kansas City, Missouri to Kansas City, Kansas. It helps them though that most Americans are stupid and couldn't have told you that there are two Kansas Cities to begin with, nor that the Missouri version has 3x the population.