Ben Sasse, who was incorrectly described one time as a principled conservative because he said one true thing about Trump, will step down as UF prez after the student newspaper found he was hiring his DC buddies for no-show jobs.
Punishment is: $1M a year until 2028, will work at School of Gov't, teaching no classes, but will occasionally lecture the lazy poors to stop relying on the government for assistance, and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.