Dtrain72

My gawd Lange is such a gascan as a closer

Holy ****, the Greene, Tork, Carp trifecta is becoming deadly! Picke em up Carp!

4 dongs today boys...4 dongs!

It's nice to see Haase not suck for a sec

Oh look, Maton still sucks, weird...

Aaaand just like, Tork shoves crow in me craw

Fair enough, and tbf to Tork, he is statistically progressing this season, but then again, he's a #1OA draft pick, who's cealing appears to be on track to be an average at best MLB player, which is great for this diaper fire offense I reckon. Further, your point plays into another side of my Debbie-Downer-ness: my criticism of this team under AJ and how they dont seem to develop offensively under his tenure up to this point, they are bad at the plate.

I think we all knew Harvy was gonna strike out again there....

Lol, yep, that's exactly me watching him predictably get eaten up after the good foul ball contact.

But then he proceeds to demonstrate how he's still a bit over matched by good MLB pitching with his second K.

Oi vay, Harvy didnt even try that AB...lazy strike 3 swing at a ball 2 feet outside, ffs

Consider me on the questioning AJ, and even Harris (I know, it may be wayyy too early and unfair, but bruh, bring up a f*cking bat already), train.

This just in, Wentz is unmitigated ass who shouldnt be in the bigs, more at 11

Me just now turning the game on and...

Eff it, Briske is the new closer...Lange can warm up for a 7th inning hitter or two onve every 3 games until he learns how to pitch again.

Gj AJ...even if Briske gives it up here, this ass is on Lange...he's gone from "gonna be our only all staaaarr!", to straight up undependable ass who cant throw strikes, good times.

AJ finally learned that he needs to get somebody warming up as soon as Lang shows the slightest sign of gascan-itis.

At least there's a less predictable event that isnt the Tigers being ass that's happening in downtown Det this evening in wwe summerslam

Is it a "slump" when that's pretty much been most of his season performance? Seems his streaky flashes of good hitting and decent defense are the actual anomaly, and tonight is what he is most of the time🤷‍♂️

Whelp, after peaking in, I'm out.

Well that's first mistake...if it was a "gm in name only" then that's another sign of Harris not actually doing the job he's paid for🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Hey, Harris is still wayyyy too early in his tenure to get judged, but there's not really a good way to spit shine this turd of what appears an Avila-esque, bumbling and fumbling of the trade deadline.

I mean, the same excuses made for Al's early tenure of awfulness, are now being made for Harris...sooooo, maybe Scotty shoulda hired a GM🤷‍♂️

Meh, I guess I'm just old school and pine for the good old days when the Tigers actually developed position players and weren't afraid to bring them up...hell, that philosophy won them their last world series. If the player flail and fail, then so be it, but I dont need to see the Matons and Haases and Shorts and McKinstry's, etc, much more...it's not like the team is having rousing offensive success as currently constructed.