Dtrain72

Honestly, with 3 K's and no RBI's for Harvy today, it's pretty much a guaranteed loss. His offensive game stats are literally the barometer for if this team wins or loses: Javy = Win Harvy (today) = Loss

It's just crazy enough that it might never work!

I'm 100% convinced they'll never send him down this season, regardless of what level of ass-unmitigation he attains. It's like he's Harris's little "smarest guy in the room project", for Harris to send him would be an admittance of failure...hard ego check for our new GM here. Hell, a good GM wouldnt even have Maton on the plane to Texas today after this, he'd be on the bus to Toledo with a GM worth his salt.

CAN THE F*CKING MATON EXPERIMENT END NOW PLEASE?!!!

Pinch hitting Short for McKinstry = AJ playing 3D checkers with himself

19th RD Carpenter >>> #1 OA Tork...and it's not even close.

Lange threw strikes...

Lange has strike throwing problems...

Yikes, wtf...DeLeon just tear his forearm on a warmup.

Javy's the only Tiger to not strike out tonight....that's almost as good as a Javy RBI guaranteeing a win.

Lange walking in tying run...yep, At least he's not hitting 5th anymore, so that's nice

MatOn iS prOgrEsSinG niCeLy

Ooof, good luck....this offense as effective as stale bong water.

I liked when he wasnt broken for about a week this season...that was nice, but he's back to finding his level.

Might be the first time this season the Tigers finally GOT some cheap runs on a bunch of bloopers...that usually only happens TO them.

You already know they're horrible, and I already know they're horrible...sooooo, where's that leave Harris if he's still "assessing"?

Gotta take the Harvee with the Javy...

Whelp, this game is a W, Javy got an RBI. And Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th Maton's still hitting 5th...and Maton's still hitting 5th

Back to back things!!

Haase did a thing!

Tork appears to be broken again at the plate, good times.

Especially agains the worst team in baseball...

#ass

It's the unmitigated ass index!

Tbf to Tork, he's been more funk than not this season as a whole...sure he's had a nice last week or so, but for the most part, he's been prettl bleh