Losing at home 1-0 against the unmitigated ass Royals, would be a return to unmitigated ass offense again. Harris better have at least 2-3 new, mlb functional, bats in this lineup next season...
Still got a chance tonight...but this offense has the 1-0 loss "that look"...
Aj's gonna have to not worry about "but the left v lefty machup!" when it comes to playing Carp...he's literally the best hitter on the team, short of Riley or Veirling, regardless what arm the opposing pitcher throws with
I mean, the 0-11, 813 ERA Lyles kid shut em down for 5+ last night, so why not this guy gona full 7-8 innings?🤷♂️. And Maton's not even in the lineup....we get Schoop instead!
"Just need 6 more weeks of Maton hitting in the 5 spot every game...then you'll all see his magicalness, he's really trending well, and we love the way he's progessing, he's alllllmost there!" Scott Harris
Just be glad CMo isnt on tv to pine about how great Lyles stuff is and how bright his future is...whilst also telling you it's raining when he's just pissing on your leg
Of course, it was inevitable with this 2023 Tigers....just when you think they might not be unmitigated ass, they turn around, kick ya in the schnuts, and tell ya straight up that they are, ineed, unmitigated ass.
Post game Bally Keating prediction after Lyles pitches 7 shut out innings: "They sayyyy, even a blind nut finds a squirrel sometimes....and tonite the Tigers were that nut and Lyles was the squirrel..."
Gotta win this game tonight...and let's hope CMun isnt annointing Royals ass-juice pitcher, 0-11, 813,467 ERA, Lyles as a Cy Young candidate at some point this evening.
Nice win, but am I the only on disturbed by Lange's performance? That was extremely brutal...it's not like he was giving up hits, he was literally un-pitchable/dangerous. I get guys have bad outings, but he's fallen off as of late, and today was beyond the pail...wouldnt be surprised to hear he's "hurt" and goes on the 10 day DL after this.
Regardless, Lange appears broken lately...unless he was never as good as everybody thought to begin with. That was some of the most ass pitching I've seen from a Tigers closer...and that's sayin ALOT. He was actually dangerous to the batters.