Ha, Chris will never get rid of AL...AL's a good boy who doesnt "whine" about spending money and will blow the smoke up everybody's ass that Chriss tell's him to.
If AL doesnt at least seriously try to/inquire about getting Montas to add to this lineup, he's either a bumbling toolbag, or Chris won't allow it, which would, in turn, make him a bumbling toolbag who should probably not own a baseball team.
Luckily I'm listening on radio at work, but it is tempting to change the station to something less audibly painful, perhaps "mating yaks in rut" radio would do.
Man, if only the Tigers could add an arm like Frankie Montas's to this lineup...too bad the A's aren't interested in moving him, otherwise AL would have totally got it done....oh wait...
People laugh, joke, and roll their eyes at the idea of homeplate robot umps, but seriously, at this rate of human umps descending into baseball idiocracy, it literally needs to happen
Record be damned, this offense, hence this team, is the worse than the Reds. Doesnt matter how good pitching is if you LITERALLY cant score any f*cking runs.