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Al Kaline getting some deserved love

Jakes mustache is magnificent today

McStinky!

Altuve is a poor defender

Tim Kurkjian, ladies and gentlemen. He’lol be here all week

I’d be fine with him and other notoriously blackballed players getting in the HOF posthumously. Put them in a “disgraced” section if you must. It’s the Baseball Hall of Fame. To never in eternity acknowledge players like the all-time hits leader, the all-time homerun leaders, etc. for future generations of baseball fans to learn about when they visit the HOF is a disservice to the game. Obviously you’d include why they were denied enshrinement when they were alive as to reiterate that dishonest behavior is not tolerated or celebrated, but it’s important that those stories still get told so that generations of fans will understand the context.

Id like to see an inning, maybe 2 out of Holton, then 3-4 out of Reese. If we have the lead after 6/7 then go to Huerter and Jobe to finish it off. Maybe even more Will Vest if he’s good to go today. If we are down or tied, then go with Hanifee/Guenther to still try to win but save Huerter and Jobe for Wednesday bulk innings if needed. Mize and Madden only pitch if it’s a blowout either way.

That was just pretty standard Todd “Rollercoaster” Jones or Fernando “Tilt-a-Whirl” Rodney feelings.

Who is ready for a Kerry Carpenter masterclass today?

Can’t wait for all of the videos of Frank The Tank watching the game 🙄

It seems like he may be good in a relief/set up role if he can’t put it together as a starter. He was throwing 97-98 this past week when he came in as a reliever. That velo might make his breaking pitches a bit more effective.

Is Bobby wandering around the forbidden Astros trash can vault?

Jobe 9 inning shutout tomorrow, let’s go

THATS BRIESKE BABY!

End this madness Beau

Warm up Jobe

Beastly slide

Who do you want in as a reliever? Gimme Holton

Can Skubal pitch tomorrow too?

There ya go

The Strauss logo on the helmets are irritating me

JHM and Ibanez doing their jobs today

I’m annoyed that his death is taking focus away from Dikembe Mutombos. Dikembe did a lot of good with his life.

Our target should clearly be Deuce

Good news- my aunt has very mild covid, so since you all post here- that counts as close contact with me and that means you need to stay home from work to isolate the next 72 hours