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Wenceel rules

That’s gotta be such a kick in the sack to Twins fans watching this game

PARKER PARKS IT

It’s worth noting that the umpires have seemingly been more favorable to us lately. Earlier in the year we were getting screwed by them considerably worse than any other team.

Hey, hey, hey…. Jacoby Jones would’ve been a perennial all-star if we had just given him 1000 more ABs

Didn’t Tony Phillips wear #4 also?

If they win their next 4, they’re probably getting Skubal for the finale…..and he ain’t gonna be playing around.

Blewett is a very appropriate name for a Twins player

Yeeeeeaaah Beeaaaauuuyyy

Put in Jobe for the 9th.

Wenceel Perez is a way better hitter than Spencer Torkelson, just like we all predicted 3 years ago

He asked for one, we gave him a carton

Who are we to assume his gender?

Predicting Maeda suddenly has a gout flare-up…..

I actually like this more than the Jobe news

True. My Fastball-Eephus hybrid pitch is pretty nasty….

We all talk about Mize not really panning out like we thought he would as a 1-1 and lacking a strikeout/put-away pitch…. but if you took his season this year and placed him on the 2003 Tigers, he would lead the team in K/9 by a WIDE margin.

Growing up before regional sports networks were a thing, watching ChiSox games on WGN was all I had unless the Tigers were on UPN50. I share your pain.

Good guys 36, Bad Guys 120

It’s a huge upgrade even if he’s just barely above replacement player level…..

Real talk- how do you go on a run like this after being so far back in the standings and then walk into 2025 with Javy Baez as the starting SS? Or even as a platoon SS? Its not a coincidence that the entire team has a better offensive approach with him on the DL.

The nice thing about making the playoffs this year would be the complete lack of expectations attached to it. If we make it in and lose in the wildcard round, I think we would all still be very satisfied with the season and hyped for next year. Unlike the 2006-2014 years where playoffs were expected and then mostly a foregone conclusion by August most seasons and then not converting any year into a title actually was a disappointment and hurts.

Good

After last nights blowout loss, I had some time to step back from the hype and reflect a bit on this trade proposal. and it’s still a hell no.

Trey trying really hard not to look at her lol