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I'm sorry, am I reading this right? Are you actually suggesting that Chris Ilitch will choose not to spend on the team because he's going to spend the money on some broad instead? That sounds absolutely bonkers to me.

I agree they should seven guys they can slot into a rotation if needed, although practically by definition, your #6 and #7 starters will end up being no better than #4 or #5 in your rotation even if you need them, and it would be even worse if they're replacing two of your top three, and that would be a suboptimal rotation. Meaning, we're not going to be carrying seven guys who could all be top three in a playoff rotation. We're going to have a couple of Keider Monteros in such a mix. That's what signing Cobb and Urquidy and trading for Morton and Paddack was supposed to accomplish.

I want Toronto to win for a reason I can't talk about here. 😏

Whether we go out feebly one-two-three, or we put a bunch of guys on base, not scoring all the time is low-key infuriating.

Really, though, how does your leadoff hitter reach base six times in a game and you score only two runs??

ANOTHER great throw by a catcher on a caught stealing! Holy ****, this game.

Two on and no out have turned into an out and an inning ending double play for the second inning in a row! This game has entered the realm of the all-time classics.

Two called thirds on the far edges of the zone. Just ... agggghhhh ...

Holy ****, what a ****ing game!

Holy ****, this is going to be Brandon Inge all over again! That's it, we're ****ed. ****ed right up the ass by MLB. Even the announcers know it was a foul.

Man, what a game.

Other things being equal, men on first and second, no outs = 1.44 expected runs.

McStinky has finally figured out how to put his quad-A skills to good use.

Sorry to be That Guy, but these putatively nonpartisan national announcers are totally in the bag for the Mariners.

Man, Raleigh was slow on the draw going after that passed ball. Is he gassed??

OK, on to the eleventh ... I love seeing expectations here thwarted ... 😉

Holy crap Will vest, did we ever need you there! OK, AJ, who's up next? Please let it be Tommy Kahnle with an eight-run lead!

Vest at 32 pitches ... please god don't let him run out of gas ...

Crowd is definitely a factor right now.

Something that looked like a strike for 40 feet.

And the Will Vest strikes out Julio Rodriguez! Talk about coming up BIG! Come on, bats, justify my love!

Cal strikes out! Again! Against a different guy!

Why the **** did they blow a mound visit before Holton even threw a goddam pitch??

That’s because Tucker senses it’s his ox that’s gonna be gored. He doesn’t give a **** about equitable distribution of first amendment protections.