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I wish they'd wear silver pants with each jersey, but overall I like the new unis. Are people really not seeing the difference from the old ones, because there's a lot different here. The block numbers was my main wish, and we got them back, so I'm happy. I didn't want a black alternate and I wanted a new word mark, but whatever, these look so much more professional than the last two versions, so I'm happy.

From the little I've seen and heard from Max Clark the person, I suspect I'd be inclined to not like him very much. That said, if he's real good at baseball for the Detroit Tigers, I'll like him enough.

How good would the 2024 Tigers be if their offense was merely below average as opposed to unbearably feeble?

My god, this offense sucks.

LMFAO!

On the bright side, Lange will not be available for game 2.

Very nice!

Tork's on bust-watch as far as I'm concerned. If he can't hit, he's worthless.

Urshela looked totally lost that AB.

Just got back from the dog park a the box score tells me the Tigers have struck out 12 times in 5 innings. AYFKM?

Oh no! We suck again!

Wild. Holmes can't let this dude leave Michigan.

Jobe got lit up for 4 in the 3rd inning.

This team will live or die with pitching, because these hitters all suck.

Nice recovery. I wish I felt confident that our offense was capable of scoring three runs, though.

What did I just watch? Runner on 2nd breaks for third, batter pops up to right, but the right fielder misses the catch, yet somehow gets the force out on the runner going back to 2nd. Wut?

Live from St. Peter Field.

Beautiful. Hung around all game long, took advantage of an error, then got the big hit to put the Mets away.

Slow down there, Champ.

LMAO! Carson Effing Kelly

A sac fly from Harvey is a win.

Carp swinging out of his shoes on each pitch.

This is the second time in four games our 3rd base coach has sent a dude to an easy out.

Here's the extended cut with both kicks. Unreal.