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IdahoBert

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  1. Peralta appears to believe that “strikeouts are fascist.“ Perhaps this allowed him to go 100 pitches. Hope he isn’t on the DL now.
  2. I did not have the opportunity to follow this game, but I am utterly flabbergasted. AJ and crew have somehow figured out how to squeeze the blood out of the turnip that this team is. This is not just happenstance. It also transcends “luck.“
  3. I can’t get too worried about all this now. This entire season has been gravy. And aside from that early stretch of awful, the team has somehow risen to the occasion.
  4. I feel so good. It’s like a cheerleader just passed me a note in math class.
  5. Haha DP wipes the smile off their faces!
  6. The Rays are 100% certain they’re winning this game. That dugout is already celebrating.
  7. On the bright side Michigan was able to defeat Northern Illinois.
  8. It both tastes and smells like napalm in the morning. I’m not brave so I don’t like it.
  9. I think I know what fear tastes like. I’m tasting it right now.
  10. I’m all for the umps being replaced by humanoid robots who look like the DTE girls.
  11. Last night Jack said the population base is in Tampa and they have to drive a long way to get to the stadium over bridges in bad traffic and it’s a pain in the rear. He also said a lot of people are really old and less likely to want to travel far. I think he needs some more sensitivity training. <rim shot>
  12. I guess I haven’t paid close enough attention but I just realized they don’t have real bullpens at Tropicana.
  13. Let’s score some more runs for a change.
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