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On the MLB app they’re acting like the “swing off“ is something to be so proud of that it’s worth reliving. I’ve gone to demolition derbys but it’s not something I brag about and need to relive. Come to think of it, though, a demolition derby is better than the “swing off.” There’s a brute honesty to a demolition derby. It doesn’t pretend to be more than it is.

Oh no! The Royals have reacquired Adam Frazier! We’re doomed!

Business casual ready for a flight.

It’s almost like being the Tom Cruise character in Minority Report when he’s fleeing down the street and every digital board knows who the heck he is and is hailing him. It’s not that focused and personal, but it feels that pervasive and persistent.

Time to move on. The real world that actually matters begins Friday.

By the joviality of the players during the home run derby finish, it was evident that they don’t take this game too seriously, that it is merely an exhibition game, and that there’s no real skin in this game. The idea of deciding something like this in such a casual manner, appalled me. But in point of fact, it’s pretty insignificant. My son who is 50 years younger than me told me to lighten up, that it was “fun.” I just remember when the All-Star Game was as serious as war, when important stakes were involved, and it wasn’t merely “fun.“. Heck, it might as well just be a wrestling match. I guess my son is right, and it is just a wrestling match.

It turns out that the NL actually did win this wiffle ball d*ck measuring contest.

I did notice that in the truck commercial they kept showing that one of the good old boys with a truck had a Tigers cap on.

It means so little to me I had no idea the AL had dominated the last dozen or so contests. In fact, I can’t remember watching one since 1983. I must have, but I honestly have no memory of it.

So does this game technically go down in the record books as a tie instead of as an NL win? I’m curious and I would be happier if it were a tie. Even a tie with an asterisk affixed to it would make me feel better. Although I’ll admit making a big deal about this is pretty lame.

I guess if the idea is to trivialize an exhibition game, and to make a point about how meaningless it is, this is just about the best way to do it.

That makes good sense.

This is underwhelming.

Not Raleigh? Why not Ohtani? Why not Judge?

A swing off? Why don’t they have an arm wrestling contest instead?

Three of the best guys I’ve loved watching. It’s nice to have them on my side for a change.

KWAN KWAN KWAN

Bobby blinking Witt Junior

But try to understand, try to understand Oh, oh, try, try, try to understand, He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands

I pay so little attention to the All-Star game I had no idea the American League had won 9 of the last 10 contests.

I was screaming when Zach came to the plate. I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t call the police.

Eric sent me all of his philosophy books when he was making a big move. That is if we’re thinking of the same guy.

This game has the feeling of a Zach McKinstry upset in the making.

We are not shut out thank you Brent Rooker