IdahoBert

Mize and Jansen injured? Sheesh.

Thx Tork…

If Mize can go a full nine innings and toss 131 pitches, I’m confident we can win this game.

Frankly, right now, watching grass grow is more interesting than this team.

You know, I don’t care if JV comes back. It popped up on my mlb.com. feed just now. I mean so what? If this team can’t score more than a couple runs a game these games are meaningless. This paint by numbers and going with the percentages things is something a team does because it’s weak. It’s amazing that it worked for as long as it did. But when you get a raft of pitching injuries and position player injuries, there’s nothing left to work with. If I were Mize or Skubal I wouldn’t want to stay with a team that is so weak I can’t give up three runs every now and then and expect to win, or the relief staff won’t hold a two-run lead in the eighth or ninth innings.

Actually Liam Hicks has 11 home runs… So it’s even worse…

Never mind, I read the schedule wrong. We play the Angels at home. I shouldn’t post and drive this train high on cocaine Casey Jones. I’d better watch my speed trouble ahead trouble behind.

EDIT THIS IS THE WAY I PICTURE THE FUTURE!

So, the next three games are against the White Sox in Chicago, which for the past couple years or so I would’ve looked forward to, but not so much anymore… EDIT nope I’m an idiot.

Since I’m not watching this game, I don’t know who went to the mound to talk to Anderson after he walked the first two batters. Did somebody tell him that him and his family would end up under the Ambassador Bridge with Jimmy Hoffa or something if he didn’t strike out the next three guys?

I can’t take this stuff anymore Jesus…

Walks the first two

Walks Alonso to open the inning…

4–1 lead bottom of the 9th. Anderson…

I should probably take a few days off and return when I can act like a responsible adult about this, instead of like a spoiled child who’s angry that his birthday party was insufficient. I can get “philosophical“ about all sorts of stuff. This team does not seem to be that sort of stuff for me.

This is becoming unbearable.

That’s not what I meant Jack…

Two runs… Already? I’m starting to feel hopeful… Where’s my three runs?

I’m an American… I’m used to living under austerity.