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Zach McKinstry singles on a ground ball to right fielder Matt Wallner. Gleyber Torres scores. Colt Keith scores. Spencer Torkelson to 3rd. Zach McKinstry to 2nd. 3-3.

Heck 3-0

Bases loaded, No outs… maybe I should watch something more amenable to my sensitivities such as Susu Road to revenge…

Jake should have challenged that strike called 6 inches outside the strike zone

Actually, I’m quite amazed we got out of that inning, unharmed, other than the fact that Casey chewed up nearly 1/3 of all of his pitches in one inning.

Matty can’t catch the ball…

Casey might be having a hard time getting a grip on that ball. I hope he doesn’t walk to the bases loaded.

United Healthcare and Target, two of the most revered brands in the United States of America.

According to Jason, we’re also down an umpire.

Twins already waste one of their ABS calls. Ha!

Almost nobody in the stands these people must hate baseball… except for the usually empty seats right behind a home plate and there’s people there.

Stomach flu is almost still always food poisoning. I hope it wasn’t a chili dog.

McGonigle SS Torres 2B Keith 3B Greene, R DH Torkelson 1B McKinstry RF Vierling LF Meadows, P CF Rogers C

Mize starting. He grew up in Alabama so he’s not exactly a northern boy used to freezing his ass off, but he won’t be suffering as bad as Montero was last night.

There’s no new game thread up for the game in Minneapolis Monday where I can vent about this but at game time it is supposed to be 33° and probably feel 8 to 10° colder. Good God. How will pitchers get a grip on the ball? How will it affect Daniella?

BEGIN RANT- Red Sox fans are upset that the 2–7 start of the 2026 season is the worst start in Red Sox history for the first nine games. I’m going to restrain myself from saying something profane like “Oh my heck, sit on a tack you silly persons!” But if that’s the worst it’s been in the first nine games in 126 years I think they may want to reconsider this impertinent complaint. -END RANT

Kevin got no hits, but at least he walked twice. Since I didn’t really get to watch much of this game, I can’t attest to his play in the field.

Time for Kevin to be the hero first and third two outs 4–3 cards.

The software didn’t immediately delete it so now the word “poop” has entered into our lexicon online. Thank you for your service Mr. Evil.

Heck. Pshaw. Fiddlesticks.

On the way back from the barbecue, I got to listen to the game on the radio through MLB and heard the Carpenter home run. And since now I just got home and in the dugout saw Montero looking like he’s chilly and I don’t blame him. Right now in Detroit it’s 40° but it feels like 30°. I definitely don’t blame him.

Will probably miss most of this game cause I’m going to a barbecue anyway go tigers! All we do is win!

Keith DH McGonigle 3B Torres 2B Carpenter RF Greene, R LF Dingler C Meadows, P CF Torkelson 1B Báez, J SS

Maybe they should just ship the mud hens up here play this game for the Tigers. Too bad there’s all sorts of contract and legal stuff that gets in the way of doing that.