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  1. IdahoBert
    Look up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane, no, it’s changeup man.
  2. IdahoBert
    I saw the best bats of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through inning after inning at dawn looking for an angry fix… angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
  3. IdahoBert
    Top of the 15th.
  4. IdahoBert
    I hope this game isn’t preempting reruns of the Jeffersons or something
  5. IdahoBert
    Whoever wins this game, they probably don’t deserve to defeat the Toronto Blue Jays. And they probably couldn’t anyway.
  6. IdahoBert
    I’m giving up, I have given up on giving up and I’m giving up some more.
  7. IdahoBert
    AJ isn’t doing any of his cutesy stuff lifting a guy for a pinch hitter in a situation this time
  8. IdahoBert
    So what? Dingler is on second base. That doesn’t mean anything. He might as well be on the ****ing moon.
  9. IdahoBert
    I’ve tried to go to bed and people are calling me to tell me how ****ing tense the game is yeah I know!
  10. IdahoBert
    Please God make it stop hurting.
  11. IdahoBert
    Oh Canada….
  12. IdahoBert
    I think I may have actually given up and I’m not just joking about it.
  13. IdahoBert
    Sigh…
  14. IdahoBert
    It was a smart idea to walk carp
  15. IdahoBert
    Do it Carp
  16. IdahoBert
    Be the hero, Baez
  17. IdahoBert
    Dillon Dingler singles on a ground ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Zach McKinstry to 2nd even though I have given up.
  18. IdahoBert
    Zach McKinstry singles on a ground ball to pitcher Logan Gilbert, deflected by first baseman Josh Naylor. Even though I have given up.
  19. IdahoBert
    Keider Montero closes out the 11th. Which I’m happy about even though I have “given up.”
  20. IdahoBert
    I give up! I quit! Hey, it worked last time…
  21. IdahoBert
    Oh heck, I feel like a trident has been thrust through my heart.
  22. IdahoBert
    No, he’s a member of the staff. He’s never wearing a hat.
  23. IdahoBert
    Make them pay for intentionally walking Riley so they can get to you Tork
  24. IdahoBert
    Raleigh has his first past ball of the entire season, both regular and now postseason
  25. IdahoBert
    This game is everything I hoped it would not be, in other words, a nailbiter.
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