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    Heck, thought that was an Oppo Taco by Tork just then.
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    Nice shot of Skubal scratching his balls in the dugout just then.
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    That’s why. 1-0 Mariners.
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    Why do the announcers say the Mariners are in business simply because they have a man on second base? Would they say that about our team?
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    Against my better judgment, I’m here, letting my freak flag fly, cause I feel that I owe it to someone..
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    It’s a genuine offensive collapse. They have only themselves to blame.
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    Thank you @Biff Mayhem
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    Maybe they’ll win tomorrow. Then go back to Seattle, so there’s still a chance… I can’t help but think there’s something more than statistical regression going on here. But I’m not particularly well qualified to assess what that is.
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    Where is my nine runs?
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    It is what it is…
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    I guess if they come back and score a bushel of runs we’ll all feel pretty ridiculous, but I kind of doubt that that’ll happen.
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    They suck and blow at the same time which is, technically, a logical contradiction, but they’re managing to do it.
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    The Tigers are not making Gilbert work very hard
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    So that foul tip third strike was not really a strike.
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    Nice at bat Riley…
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    Don’t strand Torres!
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    I wish there was the option just to listen to crowd noise. And during the commercials, I would just be happy to watch the beginning of Baywatch, where the women are running on the beach. (That is in case the whole Trappist thing doesn’t work out).
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    Clean first inning for Jack.
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    They rely upon Kentucky Bourbon Fruitcake. Which is apparently pretty good, (and the Tigers got that play at first base overturned).
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    And we begin with a fluke hit.
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    If they lose this game, the only thing that would keep me from giving up, leaving the ordinary world, and becoming a Trappist monk in Kentucky, is that I’m probably too old and I’d have to learn Latin. So I guess I’m stuck here for the duration.
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