IdahoBert

Jack tried to give up a home run, but it didn’t work.

Jack made sure he got the nonsense about a no-hitter out of the way by giving up a lead off single.

The bullpen will have a light late lunch

There’s a squirrel in the outfield

There’s cocaine in the kitchen and hookers upstairs!

Parlay! Parlay! PARLAY UP THE WAZZOO!

I guess the panoply of what a baseball player is expected to do to properly function is so diverse that just about anything can put them on the IL. I was watching the 16th stage of the Giro d’Italia cycling race today and they mentioned one young guy who broke three ribs the stage before, but he was still racing today. Different sports can favor greater or lesser ranges of motion. Cycling is about endurance with a fixed set of ranges of motion. But you do have to be able to ride five or six hours up a mountain and burns 6000 cal doing it. I’ve seen cyclists dislocate their shoulder, sit down on a curb and pop it back into place and jump back on the bike. Baseball is more nuanced with a host of fine motor skills that other sports don’t require.

What? God these guys are so fragile.

3 hour until my version of scoring some Blue Ice

I feel stupid, and contagious, we are morans, entertain us.

I didn’t realize this and looked it up and as of May 27 this year indeed hard rock run by the Seminole tribe is the only legal online betting operation allowed in Florida. While I was watching the Angels game last night also a fan duel feed. I noticed no betting opportunities offered there and likewise California has explicit restrictions against it.

HA HA HA

I started watching this game in the fifth inning and Tampa is a FanDuel team. and I tune out all the betting stuff when I watch Tigers games so I can’t compare with accuracy, but I didn’t see any betting scrolling stuff on the bottom of the screen the whole time I watched this game. If we get more betting BS than Tampa I’m PO’d.

Twins lose

I had a post that took a while to complete three or four minutes ago, so it might’ve been a blip in the server.

The cute blonde that caught the homer is getting a lot of exposure.

And another two run homer for the rays 7–2

The sound of people are doing a good job to make this small ball park sound like it’s got a **** load more people in it

The Twins outfielder are really misplayed that ball.

If the Rays hold on to beat the Twins, the Tigers will be the only team in the Central today to win a game and we will have gained on all four teams.

Minnesota just got a two run homer from Correa in the top of the seventh, so now it’s 3–2 Tampa.

They were just doing a disputed call on the Tampa Bay Minnesota game and they showed the replay room in New York and I don’t remember having seen that on a broadcast before and they had eight giant monitors where they were looking at stuff and it was pretty impressive. Maybe they’ve shown that on Tigers games but I haven’t noticed it. Also, those poor bastards in Tampa are stuck with FanDuel just like we are.

Rays take the lead with a three run homer in the bottom of the sixth. 3-0.

win>loss

DP chokes off the rally