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Malloy lead off single.

Suarez is due for a statistical meltdown, and it would be the whim of the universe if it happened in this game to our team. He can’t be perfect for nearly ever.

I’m glad the no-hitter is off the table for both teams. Not only do I hate suspense like that and consider it a distraction, I think no hitters — like strikeouts — are fascist.

Comerica Park - Detroit, MI Game Time Forecast: 85° cloudy Listen: 97.1 The Ticket Watch: Bally Sports Det Starters: LHP SUAREZ LHP SKUBAL

If you knew Demeter was a greek goddess when you were a kid, you were raised under more elevated circumstances than myself. I’m envious.

When I wanted to find a picture suitable for the above post I typed “moron wearing Detroit Tiger cap“ into Google and aside from this photo, three photos of Brad Ausmus showed up among the first dozen photos, and that struck me as unfair. There was also a photo of Ian Kinsler right up near the top and also a photo of Smokes. Google is really cruel.

On December 5, 1963 the Tigers traded future Hall of Famer Jim Bunning, along with infielder Gus Triandos, to the Phillies in exchange for infielder Don Demeter and right-hander Jack Hamilton. Bunning had been with the Tigers for nine years, posting a 118-87 record with a 3.45 ERA. He made five All-Star games, including three in a row, and was one of the most durable arms in the league. per Motor City Bengals When I saw my first game at Tiger Stadium in 1964, I believe, I saw Don Demeter hit a towering 440 foot flyball out to dead center. It was breathtaking and heartbreaking.

Comerica Park - Detroit, MI Game Time Forecast: 80° range mostly clear Listen: 97.1 The Ticket Watch: Bally Sports Det Starters: RHP Nola RHP Mize

It’s uncanny. It happens a lot. But they seem to suck more often when I’m not paying attention too. It may not be statistically significant.

I got back from my walk at the botanical garden, heated up a couple egg rolls and kept checking, but the game hadn’t started yet and suddenly when I do check I see we have a 9–0 game going on. Once again when I’ve absent, the team does better.

Comerica Park - Detroit, MI Game Time Forecast: cooler than yesterday but the humidity will make it seem just about as bad Listen: 92.1 The Ticket Watch: Bally Sports Det Starters: RHP Cannon RHP Olson

At least we’ve avoided the tedium of both teams no hitting each other, which in the case of each would be due not to great pitching, but to bad hitting. They’re like two hobos fighting in the alley for the driest place next to the dumpster in which to pass out.

Until it’s a normal ballpark.

It was so strange to watch the Yankees Braves game on Apple TV last night. Everybody looked like they knew how to hit a baseball. You could read it in their body language when they walk to the plate like they had contact harbored in their bodies, waiting to be expressed through the barrel of the bat. I sometimes think our guys are afraid of the ball. They look tentative, not confident. Sometimes confidence is mere performativity, an act. But in the other game I watched last night, these guys all seemed to know what they were doing, and a lot of times our guys don’t.

I never do AI.

This is one of those few instances where two runs is enough. It’s going to be frightening when we play the Phillies.

I like the new uniforms. It looks like the kind of uniforms a team would wear in a video game if they were playing a sport called Murder Ball.

We scored runs? It’s raining runs, hallelujah. It’s raining runs…

Braves up 2–0 on a homer no outs. I’m watching this game to root against the Yankees not to root for the Braves.

I’m following this game on my phone, but I’m watching the Braves and the Yankees on Apple TV and I saw the Dontrelle Willis is now an announcer. Too bad he didn’t work out for us. He started his career in Boise, Idaho and for years he called his host family every week to talk to them because he got really close to them. He’s a cool guy. Once again it’s a shame he didn’t work out for us.

Why did the word pretty get starred out?

In our defense, it’s not like we’re the Chicago White Sox, but that’s not bunch of defense. This is really pitiful.

I doubt if nine fouls in one at bat is a record, but that’s a lot.