IdahoBert

Carpenter is the only guy in the lineup without a hit yet.

Javy Baez says “Meadows? We don’t need no stinking meadows!”

Well, I got my nine runs. Am I still allowed to be online?

A lot of these balls for the Tigers are just falling in the right place, so some of this is due to the fact the Tigers are good. Some of it is due to the fact of what the medievals referred to as “fortune” and fortune has the habit of turning on a dime for no particular reason at all, but I would be surprised if that bad version of Fortune will be expressed in this game.

Good God, this Rockies team is awful. 8-0.

Maybe I should get a hip replacement. It helped Javy.

I know what Jack Morris would do right now he would ease up because he was smart and that’s one of the reasons he had a very long successful career, even though people give him a hard time for “easing up“ once he had a lead.

I think the broadcast of this game in Colorado should come with a parental warning for children being exposed to this team.

2 run two out, double for torque

I wouldn’t start celebrating prematurely because this park swings both ways

5-0

Unfortunately, Zach will not get hit on that error. 4-0.

Bases loaded single for Torres 3–0

Nido now hitting .385. Then Sweeney joins the fun

I’m glad we got the tension of a no hitter off the board quickly. Let’s just play ball.

I hope this Coors Field factor doesn’t work both ways for each team today.

When are they going to start pitching to Zach like he’s Ted Williams?

One down 7 to go.

Nine runs per game adjusted per park. 🤩

On the official MLB site, the Tigers pitcher for the second game is still “to be determined.“

Sorry to hear about Chet, but glad to hear that Don Kelly is getting a chance, even though there are few pluses in this world without a corresponding minus with the previous manager losing his job, but it’s a manager’s job to be fired eventually or to move on.

Where’s my nine runs?

A friend of mine is using Grok3 for academic research and it’s insanely good when you give it specific prompts with some specific nuances within those prompts. And it will spit out immense results filled with cross reference insights. Unfortunately, he had to buy it through Elon Musk and X. You can ask it questions which can lead you into various hot button issues and it will warn you that you’re entering a sort of iffy, cultural or social terrain but all you have to do is say “Grok stop lecturing me“ and it will because when this terrain is iffy in terms of racism, sexism, classism etc Musk is totally OK with that.