05/17/2023 1:10 pm EDT Pittsburgh Pirates vs Detroit Tigers

[RedRamage]

17 minutes ago, Crazy Cat Gentleman said:

Hinch tossed from the game.

I'm ready for electronically called balls and strikes.

[RedRamage]

Is the pitcher really grunting on each throw?

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

1 minute ago, RedRamage said:

Is the pitcher really grunting on each throw?

I noticed that in the first inning when I only had audio. yes, I believe so.

[Jim Cowan]

The 3 highest OBP guys on the team are sitting on the bench.  Have no fear, they will play when a righthanded reliever shows up.

[Tigeraholic1]

Might as well just forfeit the rest of the game. We are cooked today...

[Jim Cowan]

3 minutes ago, RedRamage said:

I'm ready for electronically called balls and strikes.

Can't happen soon enough.

[Dave Christian]

3 minutes ago, Jim Cowan said:

OK, score at least one run this inning or I'm going outside to pull weeds.

Too cold here in da U.P.to work outside.

This game is all I got!

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

1 minute ago, Dave Christian said:

Too cold here in da U.P.to work outside.

I don't miss the UP. it's a balmy 73º in Portland right now, but I don't have any weeds to pull (also I'm sort of at work).

[Jim Cowan]

Just now, Dave Christian said:

Too cold here in da U.P.to work outside.

This game is all I got!

Yes it's low 50's here, been procrastinating!

[RandyMarsh]

The Tigers offense looks like crap but in their defense sometimes you run into a young fireballer with electric stuff like today's starter *checks notes* Rich Hill. 

[Tenacious D]

43 years old, and still owns us.

[Jim Cowan]

Just now, Tenacious D said:

43 years old, and still owns us.

Makes you want to grab a bat.

[Tigeraholic1]

2 minutes ago, RandyMarsh said:

The Tigers offense looks like crap but in their defense sometimes you run into a young fireballer with electric stuff like today's starter *checks notes* Rich Hill. 

He is like the Dad who just finished a six pack and is coming to the backyeard to strike out you and all your buddies at wiffleball.

[romad1]

so, for AJ Hinch to get run that fast:   did he use a word that rhymes with "mock stuckler"? or did he imply that the umpire suffered from a lack of a certain chromosome or that his mother had rubella (otherwise known as German Measles)  during the first 12 weeks of pregnancy?  

[Jim Cowan]

Or maybe she drank heavily through 9 months of pregnancy?

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

if Hill comes out again, can we do some pinch-hitting anyway? time to give Greene a shot.

[Tigerbomb13]

Good lord. Please DFA Schoop already

[romad1]

3 minutes ago, Jim Cowan said:

Or maybe she drank heavily through 9 months of pregnancy?

that's a given considering her job as a carny whore. 

[Dtrain72]

Would be alot cooler to give Schoops spot to someone who actually wants to play baseball

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

5 minutes ago, Crazy Cat Gentleman said:

if Hill comes out again, can we do some pinch-hitting anyway? time to give Greene a shot.

eh, never mind.

[mtutiger]

Just now, Dtrain72 said:

Would be alot cooler to give Schoops and Alexanders spot to someone who actually wants to play baseball

Made an addendum for ya

[theroundsquare]

welp

[romad1]

[click]

[Jim Cowan]

As useless as Schoop is, there isn't anyone else right now in Toledo.

[mtutiger]

2 minutes ago, Jim Cowan said:

As useless as Schoop is, there isn't anyone else right now in Toledo.

I mean, there's four guys on this roster aside from Schoop who can play a competent second base at the moment, so whoever theoretically gets called up or selected doesn't have to be a second baseman

Edited May 17, 2023 by mtutiger