05/27/2023 1:10 pm EDT Chicago White Sox vs Detroit Tigers

[casimir]

Ugh…..  Ibanez didn’t set his feet.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

dammit, Andy!

[lordstanley]

Yikes, door opened for the White Sox. At-bat of the game here now. 

[chasfh]

Oh, boy ...

[romad1]

welp

[Dtrain72]

F*ck you Ibanez, gtfo and dont come back

[casimir]

Well that stinks.

[Tigerbomb13]

Ibanez can’t get on that bus to Toledo fast enough

[Dtrain72]

Just now, Tigerbomb13 said:

Ibanez can’t get on that bus to Toledo fast enough

Can he take Schoop with him?  I'd rather see Keith, Malloy, and Carpenter on this team over Ibanez, Schoop, and Miggy at this point.

[Dtrain72]

And when the offense is unmtitgated ass, you cant have unmitigated ass basic baseball errors on top of it.

[Tenacious D]

Unfortunate error by Ibanez, but at least his bat more than makes up for that.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

ZACH MACK

[Dtrain72]

McKinstry can stay

[casimir]

4 minutes ago, Tenacious D said:

Unfortunate error by Ibanez, but at least his bat more than makes up for that.

He’s struggled lately.  He’s also driven in a run today and prevented a hit earlier in the game.

[Tenacious D]

McKinstry looks like the kind of guy you’d find parked along Woodward Avenue, with the hood of his hot rod up.  And proud as a peacock.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

Riley and Torque with b2b doubles! got the lead again!

Edited May 27, 2023 by Crazy Cat Gentleman

[casimir]

Everyone can unknot their panties now.

[casimir]

Maton due up shortly.  If Chicago calls on a lefty, do you PH Cabrera?

[lordstanley]

Tigers smacking the ball around this inning. 

[Tenacious D]

3 minutes ago, casimir said:

He’s struggled lately.  He’s also driven in a run today and prevented a hit earlier in the game.

[casimir]

1 minute ago, casimir said:

Maton due up shortly.  If Chicago calls on a lefty, do you PH Cabrera?

Then again, if Haase drives Torkleson in before that…..

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

Haase blooper knocks in one more, got the original 2-run lead back now.

[Tenacious D]

Just now, lordstanley said:

Tigers smacking the ball around this inning. 

I can’t believe that Joe Kelly can throw 99.  What is he, 45?  I think of him like Jamie Moyer—won’t go away.

[casimir]

1 minute ago, Tenacious D said:

Sure.  Who gets called up in his place?  Nevin?  Ok, they can try that.  Aside from him, who else?  Does someone have a magic button to make Carpenter healthy?

[RandyMarsh]

1 minute ago, Tenacious D said:

Its not an easy task to rack up -.6 WAR in just 76 ABs, you're talking over negative 4 WAR if you play that out for a full season.