4/27/24 6:10PM Royals @ Tigers

[Dtrain72]

Runner on 3rd with no outs = hot dog vomit...this offense is ass juice

[Dtrain72]

Gonna be a big ask for this team to finish April above .500 if they continue to not be able to hit the first seven innings every game...late game hero ball isnt sustainable.

[Dtrain72]

Tork might not be good at baseball...yikes

[Dtrain72]

Yep, no "might" about it, Tork is not good at baseball

[HeyAbbott]

BTW, Rob Deer played for 11 seasons. His cumulative WAR after his third year was roughly 4. TOrk has a cumulative minus .7 as of the start of tonight's  game. Tork aspires to be a third of the player Deer was at this point in his career.

[Dtrain72]

Be alot cooler if Riley did something with runners on base

[mtutiger]

Can the pitching staff file a class action lawsuit against the hitters / fielders?

[Tigermojo]

2 minutes ago, mtutiger said:

Can the pitching staff file a class action lawsuit against the hitters / fielders?

I wonder how many extra pitches these errors have cost them the last couple weeks.

[mtutiger]

Just now, Tigermojo said:

I wonder how many extra pitches these errors have cost them the last couple weeks.

Extra pitches and, to an extent, probably a win or two mixed in. 

The hitting woes aren't going to resolve themselves overnight, but FFS, at least go out and field your position better than a little leaguer 

[Dtrain72]

Hope Tork has an apartment line up in Toledo for a June lease

[TheWordIsBird]

I almost feel bad for Toledo Tokerson at this point. 

[kdog]

Trying to develop half your roster in the majors is joyless at times. The hitting thing seems to be institutional at this point. The defensive lapses are unacceptable.

[mtutiger]

4 minutes ago, kdog said:

The hitting thing seems to be institutional at this point. 

Agreed... almost the polar opposite of their pitching group, everything they touch turns to ****

[Tigermojo]

Score runs!

[Dtrain72]

LFG!  Aaaaand then Tork womp womp...

[mtutiger]

Wow

[Tigermojo]

Matty V!

[Dtrain72]

F*ck yeah!  And I gave Harris flack for his what seemed underwhelming Canna signing, but dude has been a major catalyst for this offense...looks like a really good signing.

[Tigermojo]

Come on bullpen 

[mtutiger]

That Vierling homer was wild... such a low launch angle!

[Dtrain72]

Ohhhh f*ck off Harvy

[mtutiger]

4 errors...

[Dtrain72]

I like Gibby because he'll just be quiet and professional after a ****ty Tiger play and not say what's really on his mind, whereas CMo will turn himself into a pretzel frog trying to spit shine a turd 

[Sports_Freak]

9 minutes ago, mtutiger said:

That Vierling homer was wild... such a low launch angle!

Gary Shefield-like.

[Sports_Freak]

Just now, Dtrain72 said:

I like Gibby because he'll just be quiet and professional after a ****ty Tiger play and not say what's really on his mind, whereas CMo will turn himself into a pretzel frog trying to spit shine a turd 

Are you kidding? He makes excuses for our mistakes. Bad hop...cut of the grass...every time.