5/14/24 6:40PM Marlins @ Tigers

[Kamakzie]

5 minutes ago, 1984Echoes said:

Seriously... WTF?

Ryan MF'ing Weathers is pitching a no-hitter against us...?

Not anymore!

[IdahoBert]

First hit and I was sure Baez would ground into a DP and he did. 

[Tiger337]

I was thinking of picking Weathers up of the waiver wire in my roto league just to pitch against the Tigers.  Then I got excited about last night's game and didn't want to have to root against them tonight.  

Edited May 14, 2024 by Tiger337

[1984Echoes]

Seriously... WTF?

We can't score a single ****ing RUN against Ryan MF'ing Weathers?

[1984Echoes]

Wait... let me restate that:

Seriously... WTF?

Did Reese Olson not take a SHOWER or something like that? Is he stinking up the dugout? Did he put glue all over the bench and all the Tigers' players are pissed off at him?

What did he do that they keep giving him these F.U's and NOT scoring enough runs to give him one single ****ing WIN?!?!?!

Because he's pitching his ****ing mind out this year and has squat to show for it. How has he ****ed his teammates so badly that they are doing this to him every single game?

[Motor City Sonics]

Come on, Dammit, score some runs for this kid.    

[Tigermojo]

Rosy cheeks ftw!

[IdahoBert]

I predict a cloudburst of runs for the Tigers this inning, maybe two. 

[Tigermojo]

I think the umpires hate Canha. He must have the most balls called strikes on the team.

[Toddwert]

even if they win its hard to watch... thank god Jeopardy is on

[IdahoBert]

Game is oppressively rapid. 

[Motor City Sonics]

Fans need to give this kid a Standing O here. 

[Tigermojo]

2.09 ERA and he can't get a win.

[chasfh]

Maybe I’m dreaming, but if the Tigers can score two or more here, Reese might come back out. If they score only one, I think he’s getting the hook. 

[chasfh]

8 minutes ago, Tigermojo said:

I think the umpires hate Canha. He must have the most balls called strikes on the team.

This umpire has got to get raked for his outside strike calls on righthanders tonight, consistently two or three inches off the plate. 

[gehringer_2]

another game with an ump calling strikes half a foot outside and nobody can score. Batters have no chance. These guys are pitching well but I'd wager with ABS this would not be a  scoreless. game.

Edited May 15, 2024 by gehringer_2

[Motor City Sonics]

Perez gets on and here comes the Automatic Out. 

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Prove me wrong, Javy - make me eat a plate of crow. 

[IdahoBert]

[kdog]

The bar is so low for this offense...yet they continue to not meet it.

[1984Echoes]

4 minutes ago, Motor City Sonics said:

... Prove me wrong, Javy - make me eat a plate of crow. 

Nope.

[Sports_Freak]

24 minutes ago, 1984Echoes said:

Wait... let me restate that:

Seriously... WTF?

Did Reese Olson not take a SHOWER or something like that? Is he stinking up the dugout? Did he put glue all over the bench and all the Tigers' players are pissed off at him?

What did he do that they keep giving him these F.U's and NOT scoring enough runs to give him one single ****ing WIN?!?!?!

Because he's pitching his ****ing mind out this year and has squat to show for it. How has he ****ed his teammates so badly that they are doing this to him every single game?

His ERA is down to 2.09. I've never seen such bad luck.

[1984Echoes]

Bill the Cat is the perfect mascot for this mangy cat offense.

[chasfh]

OK, let’s jack a quick bomb and go home!

[Sports_Freak]

1 run. Just one 9th inning run. Just one. 

[1984Echoes]

6 minutes ago, IdahoBert said:

 

Bill the Cat is the perfect mascot for this mangy cat offense.