8/8/24 9:40PM Tigers @ Mariners

[Tigeraholic1]

T-Mobile Park - Detroit, mI

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Watch: Bally Sports Det

Starters:

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RHP Bryan Woo

[Tenacious D]

mystery starter…

[IdahoBert]

Why doesn’t Seattle do a getaway day game on Thursday like we do? Jerks. 

[theroundsquare]

isn't it likely to be Maeda today, for a long stretch (as applicable) even if not the starter?

[Sports_Freak]

Start Holton, stretch him out to be a SP. Or a closer. Or long middle relief. I've seen enough of Faedo, Brieske, Miller and Wentz.

[tiger2022]

Maybe they can just set a pitching machine up some innings.

[casimir]

3 hours ago, IdahoBert said:

Why doesn’t Seattle do a getaway day game on Thursday like we do? Jerks. 

Seattle Jerkiners.

[IdahoBert]

[IdahoBert]

I feel sorry for the Mariners since they will have to deal with the humiliation of getting swept and losing to this lineup of rookies, the injured, and a permanently slumping overpaid veteran tonight.

They may even question the nature of the universe and their place in it when they drag themselves back to the locker room and drive home in $200,000 cars to their Instagram model girlfriends in Scandinavian themed glass and steel penthouses overlooking the fantastic skyline of Seattle and ask themselves if life has any meaning at all.

No, they won’t. They’ll suck it up and move onto tomorrow just like John Wick. Because that’s what men do. And they could beat the crap out of us, but I hope not. 

 

[SeattleMike]

17 minutes ago, IdahoBert said:

I feel sorry for the Mariners since they will have to deal with the humiliation of getting swept and losing to this lineup of rookies, the injured, and a permanently slumping overpaid veteran tonight.

They may even question the nature of the universe and their place in it when they drag themselves back to the locker room and drive home in $200,000 cars to their Instagram model girlfriends in Scandinavian themed glass and steel penthouses overlooking the fantastic skyline of Seattle and ask themselves if life has any meaning at all.

No, they won’t. They’ll suck it up and move onto tomorrow just like John Wick. Because that’s what men do. And they could beat the crap out of us, but I hope not. 

 

5 rookies and one guy with only 200 plate appearances in MLB. They may not be the youngest lineup in MLB (although they might be) but this has to be least experienced lineup in the league (from 1-10). 

[IdahoBert]

5 minutes ago, SeattleMike said:

5 rookies and one guy with only 200 plate appearances in MLB. They may not be the youngest lineup in MLB (although they might be) but this has to be least experienced lineup in the league (from 1-10). 

It’s not a lineup that should strike fear into any opposing team, but somehow they show up and play ball better than they probably should. Ask the Dodgers they could tell you this. 

[lordstanley]

Remember her? 
 

 

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

sounds like we've got some defense going on here. looking forward to the highlights.

[romad1]

4 minutes ago, lordstanley said:

Remember her? 
 

 

Ewa Swoboda is tryin' ta take her crown as hottest track and field brunette. 

Edited August 9, 2024 by romad1

[VegasTiger]

Javy Mckinstry

[Tigermojo]

Flashing the leather in the first.

Edited August 9, 2024 by Tigermojo

[gehringer_2]

and people still think Colt can't play 2B?

[casimir]

1 hour ago, SeattleMike said:

5 rookies and one guy with only 200 plate appearances in MLB. They may not be the youngest lineup in MLB (although they might be) but this has to be least experienced lineup in the league (from 1-10). 

Baez has over 4,600 PAs.  Vierling over 1,300.  McKinstry over 1,100.  Everyone else is easily under 500.  So the most experienced batter, the guy that has over half of the career PAs of the entire lineup combined, is hitting 9th.

[Tiger337]

11 minutes ago, lordstanley said:

Remember her? 
 

 

I have a friend who is an awesome 50+ year old runner and she also completly ruptured her hamstring.  It's a really difficult injury from which to return.  I think it took a a couple months after surgery of being almost totally immobile and almost a year of rehab.  She made it back to her pre-injury level which is amazing at her age.  

[gehringer_2]

Tigers still hanging around in this one - waiting to be no-hit I guess.

Edited August 9, 2024 by gehringer_2

[IdahoBert]

Dueling no-hitters tonight. It’s like Deliverance with teeth. 

[romad1]

1 minute ago, IdahoBert said:

Dueling no-hitters tonight. It’s like Deliverance with teeth. 

Mind blown. 

[gehringer_2]

Lugnuts are getting a little loose here.

.....Sammons gets away clean.

Edited August 9, 2024 by gehringer_2

[IdahoBert]

It’s raining runs, Hallelujah

It’s raining runs, Amen

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

McKinstry????!?!??