Trumps Presidency 2025

[gehringer_2]

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?

Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...

Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

Man: What?

A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

M: Oh! Oh I see!

A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

M: Oh...Sorry...

A: Not at all!

A: (under his breath) stupid git.

(The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.)

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?

Other Man:I've told you once.

Man: No you haven't!

Other Man: Yes I have.

M: When?

O: Just now.

M: No you didn't!

O: Yes I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I'm telling you, I did!

M: You did not!

O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.

O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.

O: Anyway, I did.

M: You most certainly did not!

O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!

O: No it isn't!

M: It IS!

O: It is NOT!

M: You just contradicted me!

O: No I didn't!

M: You DID!

O: No no no!

M: You did just then!

O: Nonsense!

M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is!

(pause)

M: I came here for a good argument!

O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!

M: An argument isn't just contradiction.

O: Well! it CAN be!

M: No it can't!

M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.

O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!

M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

O: It is NOT!

M: It is!

O: Not at all!

M: It is!

(The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.)

O: Thank you, that's it.

Edited 11 hours ago by gehringer_2

[chasfh]

3 hours ago, ewsieg said:

No I didn't, I said it looked pretty awkward and it's possible it was just awkward and maybe even related to his autism.  Non autistic people do awkward things too. 

I've spent too much time on this when I honestly don't have a strong opinion of if he did or didn't do it.  I'm just pissed you felt I was disparaging people with autism.  That was bull****.

FWIW, TBF, it did read as though you were excusing Leon for making the gesture because you saw him claim he is autistic. That may not have been your intention, but that was the effect.

[Hongbit]

25 minutes ago, smr-nj said:

That is truly an awful response, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I’m sure he just plagiarized it from one of the maga sites he’s on. Probably screenshotted your response already over there for their own pathetic troll amusement.  

[Tigerbomb13]

31 minutes ago, Tigeraholic1 said:

Two shots and a white claw!

What the **** is wrong with you?

[oblong]

That's why I love Python.  They've got something for everything.

 

[oblong]

Just now, Hongbit said:

I’m sure he just plagiarized it from one of the maga sites he’s on. Probably screenshotted your response already over there for their own pathetic troll amusement.  

but remember... "they're not all like that".

If you criticize it, then you are an arrogant elitist.

[chasfh]

4 hours ago, Tigeraholic1 said:

How Is this guy still allowed to roam the streets?

 

What a nice carefully-constructed photo op. How can anyone participating in that be a bad guy amirite

[Tigeraholic1]

3 minutes ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

What the **** is wrong with you?

I don't like white claw either. Please subsitute with an IPA.

[Motown Bombers]

3 minutes ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

What the **** is wrong with you?

A black woman becoming a nominee broke him. It's wild he snapped as soon as Harris became the nominee. 

[chasfh]

4 hours ago, CMRivdogs said:

This from the guy who didn't raise his own [kids].

But he will be dating them in ten years. Can you believe it?

Edited 11 hours ago by chasfh

[chasfh]

4 hours ago, RatkoVarda said:

raising prices on day 1

 

 

Pharma's getting what they paid for.

[chasfh]

3 hours ago, Tiger337 said:

I don't like hugs either.  

If she's attractive, I'll allow it.

No bro hugs.  

Forget it. You still don't stand a chance. 😉

[mtutiger]

Have the prices of eggs, gasoline and other consumer goods dropped yet?

[Motown Bombers]

13 minutes ago, Hongbit said:

I’m sure he just plagiarized it from one of the maga sites he’s on. Probably screenshotted your response already over there for their own pathetic troll amusement.  

Is it safe to assume the people on these MAGA sites don't have regular sex? 

[1776]

2 minutes ago, mtutiger said:

Have the prices of eggs, gasoline and other consumer goods dropped yet?

😉 I was wondering when that would pop up again.

[chasfh]

2 hours ago, Tigeraholic1 said:

You were just fine with Hama protesters closing down roads and preventing emergency services. What changed?

You are flat out lying about this.

[mtutiger]

2 minutes ago, 1776 said:

😉 I was wondering when that would pop up again.

For all of the other BS, this is how he got the job. 

[chasfh]

1 hour ago, Tigeraholic1 said:

Minny and Oregon were kind of a big deal. But these were regular american bussiness....

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/23/texas-boogaloo-boi-minneapolis-police-building-george-floyd

 

https://www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/self-described-member-boogaloo-bois-pleads-guilty-riot

[chasfh]

1 hour ago, Sports_Freak said:

What Trump will lead us to;

What he has already led us to.

[ewsieg]

1 hour ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

It’s the administration where cruelty is the whole point. 

I wouldn't say that about the Biden Admin.... incompetent yes, but not cruel.

[chasfh]

2 minutes ago, ewsieg said:

I wouldn't say that about the Biden Admin.... incompetent yes, but not cruel.

This is a disingenuous response, because you absolutely know he means Trump.

[Tigerbomb13]

4 minutes ago, ewsieg said:

I wouldn't say that about the Biden Admin.... incompetent yes, but not cruel.

I wasn’t speaking of Biden…

[Sports_Freak]

8 minutes ago, chasfh said:

What he has already led us to.

Lol....it's only been a day. Hurry up, midterms.

[ewsieg]

Just now, chasfh said:

This is a disingenuous response, because you absolutely know he means Trump.

In jest, but not disingenuous.

Disingenuous would be providing that link and assuming the only issue with it is Trump is the only asshole and Biden can be given multiple excuses by chatGPT to excuse why it's still an issue 3 years later and only Trumps fault. 

[CMRivdogs]

32 minutes ago, Tigeraholic1 said:

I don't like white claw either. Please subsitute with an IPA.

IPA's are for sissies. At least do a lager or a Porter (Smokestack Lightning, Rye Whiskey Barrel Aged Baltic Porter