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Posted
13 minutes ago, romad1 said:

she's struggling too

She’s trying to be just like her idol Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  

I hear she’s been crushing Krispy Kremes non stop to put on 75 pounds before the end of Summer.  

Posted
2 minutes ago, Motown Bombers said:

About 30 minutes after I was supposed to show up, Alex calls me. He was nice and was like the appointment was 30 minutes ago, do we need to reschedule? I was like I am here. I talked to a woman, and they said they have no record of my scheduled test drive, and I asked to speak to the manager. He apologized and sounded confused and asked where I was at. I said I was standing next to the Cybertruck (total shot in the dark). He says I'm right there, but I don't see you. I'm like I'm looking all around, and I don't see any salespeople, could you wave. He asks can you see me now (I assume he's waving), trying not to laugh, I said no I think I'm just going to leave. He started sounding frustrated and told him to meet at a desk. He mentioned where in the showroom it was, and he was like do you see it? I said yeah, I'll head over there. I wait a few seconds and go I'm here but no one is here. Now I can tell he is catching on and asked if I was at the right dealership. I said yes, the West Bloomfield location. Sensing this was coming to an end, I said how can you not see me, I'm standing at the desk doing a Heil Hitler. Well, now the friendly and personable demeanor completely leaves, and he stammers something about wasting his time. I ask him for five things he accomplished last week. That's when he ended the call. 

BAM...this is some Tyler Durden quality stuff man. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hongbit said:

She’s trying to be just like her idol Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  

I hear she’s been crushing Krispy Kremes non stop to put on 75 pounds before the end of Summer.  

Sarah was a nepo baby.  That's one way into MAGA heaven but the real path is attractive on TV.  

Posted
2 hours ago, mtutiger said:

Dow is only down 600 today, that's progress #boombossmangotinvovled

How much of driving the stock market to its knees is part of a conscious, possibly hare-brained scheme to bring corporations to his heel by flexing his ability to drive their corporate valuations into a ditch at his whim?

Tell me there's no way this can work. Then tell me why.

Posted
1 hour ago, Motown Bombers said:

About 30 minutes after I was supposed to show up, Alex calls me. He was nice and was like the appointment was 30 minutes ago, do we need to reschedule? I was like I am here. I talked to a woman, and they said they have no record of my scheduled test drive, and I asked to speak to the manager. He apologized and sounded confused and asked where I was at. I said I was standing next to the Cybertruck (total shot in the dark). He says I'm right there, but I don't see you. I'm like I'm looking all around, and I don't see any salespeople, could you wave. He asks can you see me now (I assume he's waving), trying not to laugh, I said no I think I'm just going to leave. He started sounding frustrated and told him to meet at a desk. He mentioned where in the showroom it was, and he was like do you see it? I said yeah, I'll head over there. I wait a few seconds and go I'm here but no one is here. Now I can tell he is catching on and asked if I was at the right dealership. I said yes, the West Bloomfield location. Sensing this was coming to an end, I said how can you not see me, I'm standing at the desk doing a Heil Hitler. Well, now the friendly and personable demeanor completely leaves, and he stammers something about wasting his time. I ask him for five things he accomplished last week. That's when he ended the call. 

I approve this practical joke. It belongs on a Morning Zoo broadcast.

Posted
1 hour ago, romad1 said:

Sarah was a nepo baby.  That's one way into MAGA heaven but the real path is attractive on TV.  

Fun fact about little Miss Attractive on TV: She is 27. Her husband is 59. He put a baby in her. Here's the Wikipedia page attesting as much. See if you can ace the hidden math test and morality check within:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoline_Leavitt#Personal_life

Leavitt is married to Nicholas Riccio, a real estate developer 32 years her senior.[35][36] They announced their engagement in December 2023 and were married in a private ceremony.[37][38]

She gave birth to their son on July 10, 2024.[39] She had planned to go on maternity leave, but changed her mind after seeing the July 13, 2024, attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania, and resumed her professional duties.[39][40]

Leavitt is a Roman Catholic and credits her Catholic schooling for instilling pro-life values, discipline, and the importance of public service.[13]

Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

I don’t think Canada is too happy with the Make America Great Again One

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I would’ve been called an idiot had I said Wayne Gretzky would become one of the most disrespected people by Canadians, and he would do so without uttering a word or committing a heinous crime.  

More proof that everything Trump touches turns to 💩 

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Posted
1 hour ago, chasfh said:

Fun fact about little Miss Attractive on TV: She is 27. Her husband is 59. He put a baby in her. Here's the Wikipedia page attesting as much. See if you can ace the hidden math test and morality check within:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoline_Leavitt#Personal_life

Leavitt is married to Nicholas Riccio, a real estate developer 32 years her senior.[35][36] They announced their engagement in December 2023 and were married in a private ceremony.[37][38]

She gave birth to their son on July 10, 2024.[39] She had planned to go on maternity leave, but changed her mind after seeing the July 13, 2024, attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania, and resumed her professional duties.[39][40]

Leavitt is a Roman Catholic and credits her Catholic schooling for instilling pro-life values, discipline, and the importance of public service.[13]

that first baby can come anytime.  Especially if the husband is rich and important.

Posted
4 hours ago, Motown Bombers said:

About 30 minutes after I was supposed to show up, Alex calls me. He was nice and was like the appointment was 30 minutes ago, do we need to reschedule? I was like I am here. I talked to a woman, and they said they have no record of my scheduled test drive, and I asked to speak to the manager. He apologized and sounded confused and asked where I was at. I said I was standing next to the Cybertruck (total shot in the dark). He says I'm right there, but I don't see you. I'm like I'm looking all around, and I don't see any salespeople, could you wave. He asks can you see me now (I assume he's waving), trying not to laugh, I said no I think I'm just going to leave. He started sounding frustrated and told him to meet at a desk. He mentioned where in the showroom it was, and he was like do you see it? I said yeah, I'll head over there. I wait a few seconds and go I'm here but no one is here. Now I can tell he is catching on and asked if I was at the right dealership. I said yes, the West Bloomfield location. Sensing this was coming to an end, I said how can you not see me, I'm standing at the desk doing a Heil Hitler. Well, now the friendly and personable demeanor completely leaves, and he stammers something about wasting his time. I ask him for five things he accomplished last week. That's when he ended the call. 

How incredibly immature.

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Posted
3 hours ago, chasfh said:

This is true in normal political times.

Start taking money way from people and tthey will take action.  There are millions of MAGA getting SS or soon to be getting SS.  They love seeing other people suffer, but they'll cry if they have to suffer themselves.  Plus, they don't have to blame it on the cult leader.  They can blame it on MUSK.  

Posted
2 minutes ago, Tiger337 said:

Start taking money way from people and tthey will take action.  There are millions of MAGA getting SS or soon to be getting SS.  They love seeing other people suffer, but they'll cry if they have to suffer themselves.  Plus, they don't have to blame it on the cult leader.  They can blame it on MUSK.  

Yeah, changes in material consequences matter, especially given that Trump won with 200,000 votes over three states.

I've actually seen multiple people break with him IRL over Ukraine as well, which has been sort of jarring. People don't respond kindly to feeling like they've been stabbed in the back

Posted
12 minutes ago, Tiger337 said:

Start taking money way from people and tthey will take action.  There are millions of MAGA getting SS or soon to be getting SS.  They love seeing other people suffer, but they'll cry if they have to suffer themselves.  Plus, they don't have to blame it on the cult leader.  They can blame it on MUSK.  

I would think sparring with Canada and this ridiculous on off on off on off tariff would work against King Trump, too.  If the tariffs are enacted, steel and aluminum are going to affect everyone in some way.  But who knows, I cannot fathom he was elected again given his history, so what do I know?

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, casimir said:

I would think sparring with Canada and this ridiculous on off on off on off tariff would work against King Trump, too.  If the tariffs are enacted, steel and aluminum are going to affect everyone in some way.  But who knows, I cannot fathom he was elected again given his history, so what do I know?

I think MAGA will trust him on the tariffs, but not SS.  They probably see tariffs as good for America, but take away money which they think belongs to them and they won't like it.  

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Posted
5 hours ago, Motown Bombers said:

About 30 minutes after I was supposed to show up, Alex calls me. He was nice and was like the appointment was 30 minutes ago, do we need to reschedule? I was like I am here. I talked to a woman, and they said they have no record of my scheduled test drive, and I asked to speak to the manager. He apologized and sounded confused and asked where I was at. I said I was standing next to the Cybertruck (total shot in the dark). He says I'm right there, but I don't see you. I'm like I'm looking all around, and I don't see any salespeople, could you wave. He asks can you see me now (I assume he's waving), trying not to laugh, I said no I think I'm just going to leave. He started sounding frustrated and told him to meet at a desk. He mentioned where in the showroom it was, and he was like do you see it? I said yeah, I'll head over there. I wait a few seconds and go I'm here but no one is here. Now I can tell he is catching on and asked if I was at the right dealership. I said yes, the West Bloomfield location. Sensing this was coming to an end, I said how can you not see me, I'm standing at the desk doing a Heil Hitler. Well, now the friendly and personable demeanor completely leaves, and he stammers something about wasting his time. I ask him for five things he accomplished last week. That's when he ended the call. 

That's pretty funny but kinda rotten to a salesperson who's just trying to make a living. Unless he/she is an ignorant MAGA fan, then it's FAFO.

Posted
35 minutes ago, Tiger337 said:

I think MAGA will trust him on the tariffs, but not SS.  They probably see tariffs as good for America, but take away money which they think belongs to them and they won't like it.  

They may trust him up front with the tariffs, but the consumer will ultimately pay for it with price hikes.  Grocery prices aren't any better now then when he started this term, and that was one of his main selling points.  So not only are prices not getting any better, they're going to get worse.  But hey, if it adversely affects his own cult base, too, spreading the pain to everyone is probably better than just attacking his enemies?

Posted
37 minutes ago, casimir said:

They may trust him up front with the tariffs, but the consumer will ultimately pay for it with price hikes.  Grocery prices aren't any better now then when he started this term, and that was one of his main selling points.  So not only are prices not getting any better, they're going to get worse.  But hey, if it adversely affects his own cult base, too, spreading the pain to everyone is probably better than just attacking his enemies?

Even if prices drop, a huge increase in unemployment means nothing will be affordable. Those tarriffs are going to destroy the auto industry. New cars are already too expensive, if they go up $9000 on average, it will mean massive layoffs. And that will affect more than just auto workers. Stores, restaurants and the entire economy will be hit hard. But, OK MAGA, the country exporting the goods pay the tarriffs, right? Wrong...

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