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BREAKING NEWS: Local Mail Carrier stalked by giant street insect.
 
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords, I'd like to remind them that as a trusted media personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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So, the kid's marching band is doing a combo halftime show with the opponent's marching band and the local college band.  They are doing Crazy Train.  So I asked the kid if she knew who the original artist was, and of course, kids don't know diddly pooh, so no, she doesn't know.  So I started showing her some tame & recent photos of Ozzy, and I got amusement out of her facial expressions of the visuals that I found for her.

"He's a grandfather?!"

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11 hours ago, casimir said:

So, the kid's marching band is doing a combo halftime show with the opponent's marching band and the local college band.  They are doing Crazy Train.  So I asked the kid if she knew who the original artist was, and of course, kids don't know diddly pooh, so no, she doesn't know.  So I started showing her some tame & recent photos of Ozzy, and I got amusement out of her facial expressions of the visuals that I found for her.

"He's a grandfather?!"

Side note: I predict Ozzy will meet his maker within 6 months of this date.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Mayhem said:

Side note: I predict Ozzy will meet his maker within 6 months of this date.

He's probably been close on several occasions over the last 6 decades.  She asked how old he was, and my response was "chronologically or mileage?".

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