Cleanup in Aisle Lunatic (h/t romad1)

[chasfh]

  On 12/23/2021 at 1:12 PM, pfife said:

 

 

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Didn’t Rice also vote to impeach Trump?

At least he’s still planning to face his district’s voters next year, so let’s see how this all plays in the sticks. Or is this the first volley of his retirement announcement?

[pfife]

C span caller just said we have 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   Callers first name was Fox from Michigan.  Prolly coincidence.

These people honestly believe there are 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   

[chasfh]

  On 12/23/2021 at 2:19 PM, pfife said:

C span caller just said we have 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   Callers first name was Fox from Michigan.  Prolly coincidence.

These people honestly believe there are 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   

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Well, there are 332 million people in the United States and 73.5% of them are either white/non-Hispanic or African American, so, you do the math.

[Mr.TaterSalad]

  On 12/23/2021 at 1:11 PM, pfife said:

 

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“There’s a 99.9% chance it’s anthrax,” Oltmann said on his podcast, even though no one had tested positive for anthrax poisoning and none of the other 3,500 attendees have so far reported suffering the effects of anthrax. I wonder how many got Covid tests afterwards instead of testing for Anthrax. Prolly very few unfortunately because if they did get tested for Covid and it turned out to be positive, then the covid is a hoax theory looses street cred with MAGA.

[Tiger337]

  On 12/23/2021 at 2:19 PM, pfife said:

C span caller just said we have 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   Callers first name was Fox from Michigan.  Prolly coincidence.

These people honestly believe there are 100m "illegal immigrants" in the US.   

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They all voted for Biden.  

[casimir]

  On 12/23/2021 at 4:02 PM, Tiger337 said:

They all voted for Biden.  

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Several times each.

[Tiger337]

  On 12/23/2021 at 3:17 PM, chasfh said:

Well, there are 332 million people in the United States and 73.5% of them are either white/non-Hispanic or African American, so, you do the math.

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The government is lying about our population total, but that's something you won't see on MSNBC.  

[casimir]

  On 12/23/2021 at 4:04 PM, Tiger337 said:

The government is lying about our population total, but that's something you won't see on MSNBC.  

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Still waiting for Aaron Rodgers' math on population.

[Jim Cowan]

I'm going to do my own research on census data.

[Motown Bombers]

I'm going to start counting everybody myself. We have 138 people on this forum minus one Canadian so that makes 137. I may need to hire the cyber ninjas and mypillow guy for this. 

[chasfh]

  On 12/23/2021 at 4:32 PM, Jim Cowan said:

I'm going to do my own research on census data.

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No need, someone else has got you covered on that.

[Motor City Sonics]

Who here has really good Photoshop skills?   

 

I know Bertie does but he is non-political

 

I need someone to photoshop JFK Jr. at a Dallas Cowboys game.  Age him about 20 years, well, 15, he's a celebrity.   If you can have him holding a drinking cup that says Clorox Bleach, even better.   I want to post it all over the internet and drive the Q people crazy.  

[Motor City Sonics]

  On 12/23/2021 at 1:11 PM, pfife said:

 

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So that damn band played their conference without testing themselves first.   I blame Anthrax too !

 

[casimir]

  On 12/23/2021 at 4:32 PM, Jim Cowan said:

I'm going to do my own research on census data.

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Don’t forget the exchange rate.

[romad1]

Just got done shopping at Michael's arts and crafts and Hobby Lobby which in our town are in the same shopping center.

Michael's was filled with hot, complicated women with active minds. They likely paint or do whatever sort of art as a way to deal with the dynamics of their relationships or psychodramatic upbringings.

Hobby Lobby filled with endomorphic Karens who have lots of word art in their homes in which they keep for their husbands in law enforcement who like her to keep quiet during the game.

[1776]

Say what you will about Hobby Lobby, they are a money making machine. 

[romad1]

  On 12/23/2021 at 10:23 PM, 1776 said:

Say what you will about Hobby Lobby, they are a money making machine. 

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As is chik fil a

[Tiger337]

  On 12/23/2021 at 10:15 PM, romad1 said:

Just got done shopping at Michael's arts and crafts and Hobby Lobby which in our town are in the same shopping center.

Michael's was filled with hot, complicated women with active minds. They likely paint or do whatever sort of art as a way to deal with the dynamics of their relationships or psychodramatic upbringings.

Hobby Lobby filled with endomorphic Karens who have lots of word art in their homes in which they keep for their husbands in law enforcement who like her to keep quiet during the game.

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That was solid.  It was the type of post that Oblong usually makes.  

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/23/2021 at 1:12 PM, pfife said:

 

 

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Too F'ing late for that, isn't it?

They should have voted to impeach as well. 

[romad1]

  On 12/23/2021 at 11:09 PM, Tiger337 said:

That was solid.  It was the type of post that Oblong usually makes.  

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I might -- if time allows -- start a novel about the Totinos SNL commercial characters and how the Kristen Stewart character (Michael's) and the Vanessa Bayer character (Hobby Lobby) have a meet cute in the parking lot when Kristen's Mini Cooper accidentally hits Vanessa's Honda Odyssey mini-van.  Kristen needs to get some paint for her project for her Gender History seminar at the university and Vanessa was looking for some devotional art to help her deal with the frustrating feeling that there might be something lacking in her marriage.  Its basically going to be "Overboard" but I don't know which character will suffer the amnesia and be manipulated by whom.  Its shooting fish in a barrel to have the conservative character see how her world could be so much bigger if she just stopped listening to talk radio, etc.

But, might be more amusing to see Kristen Stewart go into the world of Mega churches, MAGA, et.al., and see how she emerges.

Edited December 24, 2021 by romad1

[chasfh]

  On 12/23/2021 at 11:24 PM, 1984Echoes said:

Too F'ing late for that, isn't it?

They should have voted to impeach as well. 

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Rice did!

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/24/2021 at 12:12 AM, chasfh said:

Rice did!

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Sorry... I should have been more clear on that...

I actually meant that as more of a general statement and not necessarily Rice... It's why I used "they"... but I should have been more clear...

[pfife]

84, you would have voted to impeach?  This is quite the revelation!  😆

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/24/2021 at 4:15 AM, pfife said:

84, you would have voted to impeach?  This is quite the revelation!  😆

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My point is a whole lot more Republicans should have stood up and denounced Trump's stream of lies, and at the time of them, not Johnny-come-lately like Rice... And a whole lot more Republicans should have voted to impeach, not just Rice.

He should have been impeached after inciting an insurrection against the United States of America.

Republican gutlessness at its absolute worst.

But... Definitely me... I would have called him out on his lies loudly and clearly, and demanded that he be impeached and imprisoned for sedition, incitement, and overall deuchebaggery.

Just in case I wasn't very clear on that before now... 😉

[romad1]

  On 12/24/2021 at 3:41 PM, 1984Echoes said:

My point is a whole lot more Republicans should have stood up and denounced Trump's stream of lies, and at the time of them, not Johnny-come-lately like Rice... And a whole lot more Republicans should have voted to impeach, not just Rice.

He should have been impeached after inciting an insurrection against the United States of America.

Republican gutlessness at its absolute worst.

But... Definitely me... I would have called him out on his lies loudly and clearly, and demanded that he be impeached and imprisoned for sedition, incitement, and overall deuchebaggery.

Just in case I wasn't very clear on that before now... 😉

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Its worth shouting from the rooftop for sure.