Cleanup in Aisle Lunatic (h/t romad1)

[CMRivdogs]

Take away his golf cart privileges for 4 years 

[Tigerbomb13]

I’m probably the only person that gets this, but it cracked me up. 

[pfife]

5 minutes ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

I’m probably the only person that gets this, but it cracked me up. 

and 40 songs per album

[Tiger337]

5 hours ago, chasfh said:

I will grant that she is speculating, since she wasn't there, but I totally buy her hypothesis.

 

 

I buy it too.  I think he often viewed his presidency like professional wrestling.  The insurrection was a good show and he took pride in helping to produce it.  I've also heard that he called it off because he thought some of the rioters looked cheap whereas he was hoping they'd look like proud patriots.  

[Tiger337]

1 hour ago, Crazy Cat Gentleman said:

 

Did he really think he could help Connecticut turn red?  

[Tigerbomb13]

27 minutes ago, pfife said:

and 40 songs per album

Pretty much. They just announced a new one today (after just releasing one in October) that has just 12! 

[Tiger337]

4 hours ago, Tiger337 said:

I buy it too.  I think he often viewed his presidency like professional wrestling.  The insurrection was a good show and he took pride in helping to produce it.  I've also heard that he called it off because he thought some of the rioters looked cheap whereas he was hoping they'd look like proud patriots.  

I kind of wonder if they were trying to do a peaceful coup attempt and then Trump heard about the planned riot and thought that would be more fun.  

[pfife]

[pfife]

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1478906619635408897?t=E9zc2t7tMc7PY15f341U2w&s=19

 

[Tiger337]

1 hour ago, pfife said:

They'll be some first class comedy there.  

[Jim Cowan]

1 hour ago, Tiger337 said:

They'll be some first class comedy there.  

Ha ha ha, Greene and Gaetz.  All these years, we have been praying for the second coming of Laurel and Hardy.  Or is it Abbott and Costello?  Hmmm.  Here's the problem.  With Greene and Gaetz, both of them are Stan Laurel, both of them are Lou Costello...it isn't going to work.

[Tigerbomb13]

3 hours ago, pfife said:

 

[Jim Cowan]

Ha ha ha!  You know, never before have I noticed that rigid boner between them.

[pfife]

B2B calls to C-Span saying "it wasn't an insurrection b/c there were no guns" which would be wrong before and after the "b/c".

[oblong]

18 minutes ago, pfife said:

B2B calls to C-Span saying "it wasn't an insurrection b/c there were no guns" which would be wrong before and after the "b/c".

that's like saying "it wasn't rape because there was no blood"

[chasfh]

17 hours ago, Crazy Cat Gentleman said:

 

The system works.

[chasfh]

16 hours ago, Tiger337 said:

I buy it too.  I think he often viewed his presidency like professional wrestling.  The insurrection was a good show and he took pride in helping to produce it.  I've also heard that he called it off because he thought some of the rioters looked cheap whereas he was hoping they'd look like proud patriots.  

Trump was hoping they would all look like badasses. I think this is more what he had in mind.

[oblong]

 

[oblong]

Just now, chasfh said:

Trump was hoping they would all look like badasses. I think this is more what he had in mind.

I think that guy lived with his mom.  If I recall my trials correctly.

[chasfh]

3 minutes ago, oblong said:

I think that guy lived with his mom.  If I recall my trials correctly.

It’s all about perception to Trump. Sometimes it is better to look badass than to be badass. 

[pfife]

48 minutes ago, oblong said:

that's like saying "it wasn't rape because there was no blood"

or "it's not chicken noodle soup because there's no nuclear fusion"

[RatkoVarda]

Ted Cruz is getting rolled by MAGA for saying insurrection bad

And then NRO

Karl Rove is next

 

[pfife]

I love how she characterized Jan 6th as "legitimate skepticism" lmao

[mtutiger]

The whataboutism on the social media sites today is off the charts lol

[chasfh]