The Idiocracy of Donald J. Trump

[Tiger337]

5 minutes ago, chasfh said:

I think Greene would love to be president.

Being a VP for an overweight old man who loves fast food could facilitate that.  

[pfife]

6 hours ago, Tiger337 said:

Being a VP for an overweight old man who loves fast food could facilitate that.  

Overweight?  Healthiest man to ever be president honestly 

[1984Echoes]

7 minutes ago, pfife said:

Overweight?  Healthiest man to ever be president honestly 

At LEAST since President William Howard Taft...

[Dan Gilmore]

Speaking of Dr. Ronnie Jackson, did you see he ran afoul of some sheriffs at a Texas Fair? Likely drunk, definitely profane, they took him to the ground when he wouldn’t back off from a ill fair attendee. All the best people. 

[MIguy]

Funny thing about Trump's weight, it will be published along with his height as part of the booking information.  I'm hoping they actually have him step on the scale but I'm guessing they'll just ask him.   

[Edman85]

... They just asked him.

[smr-nj]

So… 175, right?

[CMRivdogs]

I say we ad 35 pounds to the weight and subtract three inches for the lifts in his shoes..

 

[oblong]

Mug shot released tomorrow at 4

 

 

[MIguy]

🤣 215lbs 🤣

 

[oblong]

1 hour ago, Dan Gilmore said:

Speaking of Dr. Ronnie Jackson, did you see he ran afoul of some sheriffs at a Texas Fair? Likely drunk, definitely profane, they took him to the ground when he wouldn’t back off from an ill fair attendee. All the best people. 

He threatened the sheriff. Staff claims he was trying to help a girl having a diabetic seizure. He wanted to put gum in her mouth allegedly. 

[MIguy]

 

[CMRivdogs]

4 minutes ago, MIguy said:

 

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

[chasfh]

Looks exactly like you would expect it to.

[Tigerbomb13]

Evergreen

Edited August 25, 2023 by Tigerbomb13

[smr-nj]

52 minutes ago, CMRivdogs said:

I say we ad 35 pounds to the weight and subtract three inches for the lifts in his shoes..

 

While the weight thing is highly questionable (ok, improbable), what made me laugh out loud was the description of his hair color as “blonde, or strawberry”.

Wait, what? …..  What is this?? - a Miss Universe pageant? 😂

[Motor City Sonics]

57 minutes ago, MIguy said:

🤣 215lbs 🤣

 

And Kyler Murray is 5'11" 

[Tiger337]

He is already selling "never surrender" tee shirts with his mug shot on it.  It's all about money.   

Also, he is back on twitter.  I checked to make sure he is still blocked, since I heard they were unblocking people.  He is still blocked. 

Edited August 25, 2023 by Tiger337

[Motor City Sonics]

17 minutes ago, Tiger337 said:

He is already selling "never surrender" tee shirts with his mug shot on it.  It's all about money.   

Also, he is back on twitter.  I checked to make sure he is still blocked, since I heard they were unblocking people.  He is still blocked. 

Wait, but the mug shot is literally him surrendering..............

[Tiger337]

13 minutes ago, Motor City Sonics said:

Wait, but the mug shot is literally him surrendering..............

Marketing doesn't have to make sense.  You just need one of every 100 people in your audience to be an idiot.  

[MIguy]

I love how Twitter is posting pictures of everyone they can find who is actually 6'2 or 6'3 and 215lbs.   

 

[Motor City Sonics]

[chasfh]

[chasfh]

I think it sets a bad precedent to allow him to submit his own vital statistics. What other detainee would be allowed to do that? But more than that, he’s testing them: if they let him slide on the little things to start with, he’ll start sliding on successively bigger things. Before long he basically becomes the one calling the shots. That’s the strategy, anyway. They have to put a stop to that now before it gets away from them.

[oblong]

My driver's license has self submitted height and weight.