The Idiocracy of Donald J. Trump

[Cruzer1]

52 minutes ago, oblong said:

My driver's license has self submitted height and weight.

 

Mine too, from 20 years ago!

[smr-nj]

1 hour ago, oblong said:

My driver's license has self submitted height and weight.

 

Of course…. It’s just that for him to write down such an obviously low number (and to state his hair is “blonde, or strawberry”) is soooo indicative of his narcissism.

Ludicrous.

[Tiger337]

2 hours ago, chasfh said:

This is the best one I have seen yet.  

[Motor City Sonics]

Reminds me of this --   Anyone remember David Letterman reading Terry Forster's baseball card weight and making fun of him?      I think they had him listed as 210 and Dave was about that weight,  Terry was closer to Trump.  

 

Forster proved a good sport and went on Dave's show and they did a taco cooking demonstration.  

Edited August 25, 2023 by Motor City Sonics

[Jim Cowan]

4 hours ago, Motor City Sonics said:

Reminds me of this --   Anyone remember David Letterman reading Terry Forster's baseball card weight and making fun of him?      I think they had him listed as 210 and Dave was about that weight,  Terry was closer to Trump.  

 

Forster proved a good sport and went on Dave's show and they did a taco cooking demonstration.  

Dave called him a fat tub of goo.

[Motor City Sonics]

1 hour ago, Jim Cowan said:

Dave called him a fat tub of goo.

Yep,  Terry came on the show with a great big deli sandwich called "The David Letterman" because it had a lot of tongue.   They had a lot of fun jabbing at each other.  

[chasfh]

11 hours ago, oblong said:

My driver's license has self submitted height and weight.

 

Is that what drivers in Michigan normally do, or did they let you slide on that?

[oblong]

2 hours ago, chasfh said:

Is that what drivers in Michigan normally do, or did they let you slide on that?

I have never been weighed or measured at the Secretary of State office 

[Jim Cowan]

How many hours did he stare into a mirror, rehearsing that pose?

[CMRivdogs]

 

 

 

 

 

[smr-nj]

2 minutes ago, CMRivdogs said:

 

 

 

 

 

The lying liar lies. 

[CMRivdogs]

My favorite so far

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Quote of the Day

August 26, 2023 at 7:30 am EDT By Taegan Goddard 13 Comments

“Mmmkay! And I’m 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I’m not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.”

— Stormy Daniels, referring to Donald Trump’s claim at his arrest this week that he weighs just 215 pounds.

 

[romad1]

9 hours ago, oblong said:

I have never been weighed or measured at the Secretary of State office 

Not a cop but they don't normally let felons slide on any of this though? 

[chasfh]

10 hours ago, oblong said:

I have never been weighed or measured at the Secretary of State office 

I don’t care how tall he is or how much he weighs, but I do care if they are treating him preferentially, and deferentially, on the little things.

I get that he has to be treated differently on certain very big things. He’s the ex-president, so he needs a visible security detail around him, and he has to be escorted through a special entrance, and everything around the courthouse has to be sealed off for blocks around, that kind of thing. That makes sense, because he affects the general peace around him just by his very presence, so they have to manage that.

But I don’t think they should let him slide on all the little procedures that every detainee, defendant, etc., must themselves go through, simply because they deem him to be too important to make him bother to do so. I think allowing him to submit his own vital statistics, whereas literally nobody else gets to, would be one example of that. Some folks might be like, big whoop, so what, who cares, right? But I believe if he gets preferential and deferential treatment at that level, they will likely give him such treatment on more and more things, and then he will demand even more special treatment, until he gets across the idea he should be treated especially and visibly well. I think it’s possible if the system is seen to be treating him with obvious deference, that may affect the way the judge and jury see him as well, which may taint how they try him. I think he should be made to go through the same processes that everyone does in exactly the same way, and it should be made clear to the world that’s what’s happening. Justice for all.

Edited August 26, 2023 by chasfh

[Tiger337]

On 8/25/2023 at 9:31 AM, oblong said:

My driver's license has self submitted height and weight.

 

In Massachusetts, we only include height.  We are too woke to ask for weight.  

[smr-nj]

The height, weight, eye color categories on a NJ license - haven’t changed since I got it  when I was 17. 😁.   

[Tigerbomb13]

I looked at my Michigan license, and it has my height, but not weight 

[pfife]

16 hours ago, Tigerbomb13 said:

I looked at my Michigan license, and it has my height, but not weight 

weird mine has how much I can bench but some of the zeroes at the end got cut off

[pfife]

I find the call Slump made to the Sec of State Raffsenberger in GA to be particularly disturbing....   It makes me wonder..... do we really think that's the only election official to which he made calls like that?

[romad1]

5 hours ago, pfife said:

I find the call Slump made to the Sec of State Raffsenberger in GA to be particularly disturbing....   It makes me wonder..... do we really think that's the only election official to which he made calls like that?

I'll bet there are co-defendents who can tell us.

[Motor City Sonics]

8 hours ago, pfife said:

I find the call Slump made to the Sec of State Raffsenberger in GA to be particularly disturbing....   It makes me wonder..... do we really think that's the only election official to which he made calls like that?

Trump never called him.  That was A.I.    A really early version of A.I. 

[MIguy]

I don't even know what to say. 

Edited August 30, 2023 by MIguy

[Motor City Sonics]

1 hour ago, MIguy said:

I don't even know what to say. 

I'm telling you,  he's gonna call on a bunch of his armed cult members to surround Mar-A-Lago and dare the authorities to try and come get him. 

[MIguy]

12 minutes ago, Motor City Sonics said:

I'm telling you,  he's gonna call on a bunch of his armed cult members to surround Mar-A-Lago and dare the authorities to try and come get him. 

I'm not even kidding when I say I could see him fleeing to Russia if he gets convicted and is facing doing time.  Could also see it even if he's not convicted yet but loses the election.  

[Jim Cowan]

1 hour ago, Motor City Sonics said:

I'm telling you,  he's gonna call on a bunch of his armed cult members to surround Mar-A-Lago and dare the authorities to try and come get him. 

That would be the time to call in an air strike.