2022-23 Detroit Tigers Offseason Thread

[RatkoVarda]

no trades; a handful of big deals; mostly these guys are just banging hookers and doing blow?

[mtutiger]

  On 12/6/2022 at 9:16 PM, chasfh said:

THANK you. The difference is not enough to forego the situation you really prefer for the next 11+ years just for marginally extra money. The lifestyle of someone with 342MM is practically no different from the lifestyle of someone with 300MM.

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He's also buddies with Bryce, iirc

[Tenacious D]

Trea just invoked his Andrew Chafin rights.

[mtutiger]

The starting pitching market is crazy

[mtutiger]

Arson Judge about to light fire on the NL West haha

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/6/2022 at 10:24 PM, mtutiger said:

Arson Judge about to light fire on the NL West haha

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And to the Yankees playoff hopes (IMO).

[mtutiger]

Arson Judge just lit Jon Heyman ablaze lol

[Clinkeroo]

  On 12/6/2022 at 8:48 PM, SoCalTiger said:

I fear you are correct. I still think we will add one foundation piece but after reading what Harris said yesterday it might indeed be a slower climb. 

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“Bobby Higginson?  You try and trade him!”

 

[RandyMarsh]

  On 12/6/2022 at 10:24 PM, mtutiger said:

Arson Judge about to light fire on the NL West haha

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Lol at the typo/autocorrect on arguably the biggest news story/signing you're gonna get all offseason. Terrible timing. 

[Edman85]

Heyman gonna Heyman

[chasfh]

  On 12/6/2022 at 10:35 PM, Edman85 said:

Heyman gonna Hack, man

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[Motor City Sonics]

Tigers are just going to sit this week out, aren't they?   

 

I'm really looking forward to the outfield of Baddoo-Greene-Warm Body  and the 3rd base platoon of Kody Clemens and Brendon Davis.  Maybe combined that can hit 5-9 home runs.  

[casimir]

  On 12/6/2022 at 9:34 PM, RatkoVarda said:

no trades; a handful of big deals; mostly these guys are just banging hookers and doing blow?

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Whoa, hold on, what happens at the rule 5 party stays at the rule 5 party.

[Hongbit]

  On 12/6/2022 at 9:34 PM, RatkoVarda said:

no trades; a handful of big deals; mostly these guys are just banging hookers and doing blow?

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Whoa, whoa.  Escorts.  They’re escorts

[SoCalTiger]

Heyman  works for the agents. 

[Tenacious D]

I doubt the Tigers are in on any of the big guys.  Once that dust settles, we’ll likely add a Wil Myers-type.

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/7/2022 at 12:14 AM, Tenacious D said:

I doubt the Tigers are in on any of the big guys.  Once that dust settles, we’ll likely add a Wil Myers-type.

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Yeah...

This year we get band aids, rubber bands, and some glue...

[1984Echoes]

And not Loctite either.

Glue stick.

[Cruzer1]

Scott Harris next on mlb network.

[1984Echoes]

  On 12/7/2022 at 12:48 AM, Cruzer1 said:

Scott Harris next on mlb network.

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Thanks for that...

I had to do a quick channel switch...

[Motor City Sonics]

To quote Scott Harris

 

"Generic statement, cliche, blah blah blah, strike zone recognition, we're talking to players who are currently alive, we'll consider any trade, blah blah, cliche, new year, generic something"     

 

I feel like these interviews are pointless. 

[Hongbit]

  On 12/7/2022 at 12:48 AM, Cruzer1 said:

Scott Harris next on mlb network.

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I found out that Mark DeRosa shouldn’t  be on TV.   Horrendous.  I hope he’s better managing Team USA at the WBC

[RatkoVarda]

going to be painful to wait a few more weeks, but after most free agents have signed, then Lange, Soto, Jimenez, and even Haase and ERod might look a lot better than they do now, in terms of talent, control and $$$

[Edman85]

Tigers have a Top 6 pick.

[Cruzer1]

  On 12/7/2022 at 1:41 AM, Edman85 said:

Tigers have a Top 6 pick.

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So do the Twins.